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This is based on my own observations in the charismatic movement.
How to be a preache in the charismatic movement.
The first thing you want to remember to do is to yell a lot. This keeps the congregation's attention. Second thing is to do that annoying sing talkin thing with your voice,
This will make the congregation think you're saying something profound when you're really not.
The next thing you want to do is to make a few shotgun prophecies. Make sure to keep them as vague as possible so they can literally apply to anyone in the room. Say things like.. there's something you've been struggling with and tonight is your night to receive your deliverance. Or say something like somebody here has been asking God for something and tonight is your night to receive it. This will make every person in the congregation think you are specifically talking to him or her.
Next you want to say two or three catch phrases like ain't got all right or won't he do it. Make sure to jump,and dance around for emphases. Next read a few scriptures from the Bible. Now come up with a few clever metaphors about the scriptures you just read. Continue yelling and doing the thing song voice thing. Once you have worked the crowd into a frenzy, it doesn't really matter what you talk about. Continue doing this for 45 minutes to an hour. Now collect the offering
This is based on my own observations in the charismatic movement.
How to be a preache in the charismatic movement.
The first thing you want to remember to do is to yell a lot. This keeps the congregation's attention. Second thing is to do that annoying sing talkin thing with your voice,
This will make the congregation think you're saying something profound when you're really not.
The next thing you want to do is to make a few shotgun prophecies. Make sure to keep them as vague as possible so they can literally apply to anyone in the room. Say things like.. there's something you've been struggling with and tonight is your night to receive your deliverance. Or say something like somebody here has been asking God for something and tonight is your night to receive it. This will make every person in the congregation think you are specifically talking to him or her.
Next you want to say two or three catch phrases like ain't got all right or won't he do it. Make sure to jump,and dance around for emphases. Next read a few scriptures from the Bible. Now come up with a few clever metaphors about the scriptures you just read. Continue yelling and doing the thing song voice thing. Once you have worked the crowd into a frenzy, it doesn't really matter what you talk about. Continue doing this for 45 minutes to an hour. Now collect the offering
