Ruin childhood movies with facts

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ArtsieSteph

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So I’m the person that likes to inject some logic into movies, often bursting the bubble 🤣

So I’ll start: Hunchback if Notre Dam is basically not it at all: Quasimodo dies, Frollo dies, Esmeralda dies, And Phoebus is a total jerk.
 

G00WZ

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The "care bear stare" never does any real damage on enemies, at best it's nothing more than an inconvenient semi-distracting lightshow.

 

Lanolin

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What? I thought Lion King was Hamlet.
 

ArtsieSteph

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What? I thought Lion King was Hamlet.
You are totally right and I’m an idiot 🤣 But I CAN say for certain that Lion King was probably based off Kimba the White Lion from the 60’s.


 

Lanolin

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well, most children would be too young to remember anything from the 1960s let alone Shakespearan times...
 

G00WZ

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Pokemon probably eat other Pokemon, they don't all just get along and eat berries, nuts and seeds like the show implies.
 

Lanolin

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Its is weird how there is only one female smurf and all the rest are male.
Just like in the Hobbit/ Lord of the Rings there is just one female elf.

How do they reproduce?
 

melita916

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So I’m the person that likes to inject some logic into movies, often bursting the bubble 🤣

So I’ll start: Hunchback if Notre Dam is basically not it at all: Quasimodo dies, Frollo dies, Esmeralda dies, And Phoebus is a total jerk.
I read the book last year, and I kept saying “this is NOTHING like the cartoon!” :ROFL:
 

Lanolin

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in the book. Wizard of oz, Dorothy's shoes are SILVER.
they are not meant to be ruby they changed it for the film.

I am not sure this change would have ruined the movie though. Will they ever bring out a a 3D version? oh wait, there is, its a play you can go and see with actual people live on stage.

Yes, go to plays or act it out yourself by reading the book instead of watching a movie. but with some children they dont have enough imagination to do that, or is it the parents who dont have the imagination...?
 

Mii

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hmm...well I cannot personally attest to this but scientifically there is no sound in outer space. Well there is, but it cannot be heard. I have some work-around theories to the following statement, but it has support scientifically regardless.


So all the sounds in Star Wars in the space battles is nonsense.