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I would like to tell you all a story. A story about ME, just tryin to get to school. The devil was tryin to bring me down this morning and He called upon his evil officers of ''justice''.. ie Policemen and state troopers, to pull me over.
Here i am mindin my own business, drivin down the interstate in the HOV lane, there are no other cars in front of me or behind me, and mind you im drivin straight. When all of a sudden i see a demon disguised as a state trooper on the side of the road. He jumps in his car and starts tailgating me with his lights on. So obviously i have to pull over and rebuke this evil spirit.
I roll down the window and as im about to start praying he says. License and registration please. So im thinkin, registration. Whats that?? It sounds familiar, but i really cant place it. He must have been speaking in tongues. So i just hand him my licenese and he says, ma'am you know you were speeding, i just nod my head and he says i clocked you goin, and of course i open my mouth and say 80, before he can finish (128 kph) He looks at me and has this evil smile on his face and says, NO, 75 (120 kph) but since you said 80 thats what i'll give you a ticket for. He goes back to his deamon transportation ship and checks my licenese out and i know im pretty much done for here because ive had a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of a speeding problem in the past, He walks back to my car and says i'm gonna add reckless driving on top of that. Please sign here. I wanted to throw the pen at him and drive off, but then he would have summoned all his other demonic friends.
Reckless driving, How can you be driving recklessley driving in a straight line, i wasnt weaving in and out of lanes i was on one road driving straight, and there was noooo one else around me!
Was this an attack from the devil or justice because i was so called ''speeding'' Has satan ever sent one of his friends to pull you over while your driving????
Here i am mindin my own business, drivin down the interstate in the HOV lane, there are no other cars in front of me or behind me, and mind you im drivin straight. When all of a sudden i see a demon disguised as a state trooper on the side of the road. He jumps in his car and starts tailgating me with his lights on. So obviously i have to pull over and rebuke this evil spirit.
I roll down the window and as im about to start praying he says. License and registration please. So im thinkin, registration. Whats that?? It sounds familiar, but i really cant place it. He must have been speaking in tongues. So i just hand him my licenese and he says, ma'am you know you were speeding, i just nod my head and he says i clocked you goin, and of course i open my mouth and say 80, before he can finish (128 kph) He looks at me and has this evil smile on his face and says, NO, 75 (120 kph) but since you said 80 thats what i'll give you a ticket for. He goes back to his deamon transportation ship and checks my licenese out and i know im pretty much done for here because ive had a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit of a speeding problem in the past, He walks back to my car and says i'm gonna add reckless driving on top of that. Please sign here. I wanted to throw the pen at him and drive off, but then he would have summoned all his other demonic friends.
Reckless driving, How can you be driving recklessley driving in a straight line, i wasnt weaving in and out of lanes i was on one road driving straight, and there was noooo one else around me!
Was this an attack from the devil or justice because i was so called ''speeding'' Has satan ever sent one of his friends to pull you over while your driving????