The Terrible Advice Thread

[dcontroversal]

If your tires are a little worn and slick you can put a few hundred screws in them for gripping purposes

 

[dcontroversal]

If your curling iron quits working (for the ladies) you can use an electric mixer on high..be sure and apply gel

 

[beastslayer1970]

Make sure that you find level before installing the screen door in the submarine.

 

[dcontroversal]

The best way to sharpen kitchen knives is edge straight down on concrete

 

[beastslayer1970]

On Christmas eve night it only takes 1 man and an awesome set of tools for "some assembly may be required"

 

[dcontroversal]

To remove a broken lightbulb, turn power on and use wet hands

 

[beastslayer1970]

One should always, always, look down the barrel of their weapon to check for the obstruction

Always send a locksmith to the 24x7 Quickie Mart

 

[dcontroversal]

If you need lights in a pool you can use a flood light on an extension cord, make sure and wire to a brick so the light stays under the water

 

[dcontroversal]

Always cover dishes with aluminum foil when using a microwave

 

[dcontroversal]

The best way to not lose your car keys is to lock them in the car

 

[beastslayer1970]

Never listen to your wife.

 

[dcontroversal]

If you run out of green popsicles you can use ice trays and antifreeze to make more

 

[Laish]

Never listen to your wife.

And listen to your wife . Both fit here lol
Blessings
Billn

 

[joefizz]

Post on Christian Chat when it says in big red letters that while the server is under maintenance that your posts may not stay!(seriously whoever has posted recently double check your posts while the server was under maintenance the posts most likely are gone now which is why instead of posting I watched some pokemon episodes instead to wait out the maintenance before posting!)

 

[Laish]

Take all the advice on this thread .
Blessings
Bill

 

[WineRose]

Go to the Conspiracy Forum and maybe you could pick up a few more brain cells there!

 

[Laish]

Take your niece and nephew out to lunch then too the park to play . Then go to your local 7/11 or circle K load them up on Red Bull and snickers bars before giving them back to your sister .
Blessings
Bill

 

[Laish]

Go to the Conspiracy Forum and maybe you could pick up a few more brain cells there!

Also rely on the forum for all your science and general news .
Blessings
Bill

 

[dcontroversal]

When flying out of an international airport make sure your suitcase has a fully loaded handgun.

HAHA a side NOTE.....young and dumb I was....going thru an airport in Oakland to fly back to San Diego during leave when I was in the Marines......as I went through the metal detector and my belt set it off I joked and said I was packing a 45.......yeah that went over like a lead balloon........

The difference between and ignorance and stupidity.....

Ignorance does something once......I was ignorant

Stupidity would repeat the action....I learned my lesson the 1st time.

 

[WineRose]

Try completely trashing your house, maybe you could find some hidden treasure!