The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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Use the replace weapons with a bottle cheat on legend of Zelda ocarina of time on someone else's data,and expect to be told that it was a good idea even though if the equipment is a bomb chu you can't get it back!(true story again)
 

NotmebutHim

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Try to drive or operate heavy machinery before you know how your medication will affect you.

Wait, isn't driving and operating heavy machinery kinda the same thing?? :cool:
 

joefizz

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Sitting on or throwing video game controllers doesn't break them,only pressing Z,R1,or A while singing don't worry be happy can break a video game controller!
 

Socreta93

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No matter how many times they cheat on you, that person still loves you
 

Susanna

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Make some rude remarks to your neighbor because she had to scold you last week. No worries. She will not haul you down to your dad's fancy office and tell on you while she is pinching your ear. Now you go try. LOL.
 

Prov910

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If you're struggling to understand a bible concept, go start a thread in the BDF with your questions in order to receive friendly, encouraging advice. :)
 
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Jenizona

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The McDonald's Diet:

Breakfast: Sausage McMuffin with Egg, Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait, and large coffee.

Lunch: Big Mac meal with fries, supersized. Large Dr. Pepper. McCafe Chocolate shake.

Supper: Sweet Barbeque Bacon Burger with Chicken Tenders. Large Coke.

That sounds.... amazing. As long as you work out every day, it should be good? Right? Right??
 

WineRose

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Oh you're depressed? Well, you know what they say...you don't feel like you when you're hungry, so go grab a Snickers! Then no more depression for you. :)
 

Prov910

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That sounds.... amazing. As long as you work out every day, it should be good? Right? Right??
From the looks of things, I think there are quite a few people on the McDonald's Diet where I live. My little town of 50k has three McDonalds on the same street within a two mile stretch. And they're all busy. (fyi, I've eaten exactly one meal at McDonald's in the past 18 months. Breakfast a few weeks ago. lol) :)
 
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Oh, and it's 10x better if you eat the Mentos RIGHT before drinking the Coke...
This would be a great appetite suppression trick for people trying to cut calories. I'm gonna go try it! :D Thanks!!
 
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Accept everything posted on this forum as fact. Never, never, never question others.
 

WineRose

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If someone is bullying you and won't leave you alone, never fight back in anyway ever! Even when they're about to break your legs! We don't want to be discourteous to others, no? :)
 
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joefizz

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Always say "I like pudding" in a crowded area to not seem weird!
 

joefizz

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Eat like a cow to show your manners!
 

joefizz

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walk up to a goat for no reason and say"hello" and expect the goat to not get irritated!