The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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#481
Comb your hair as best you can then intentionally mess it up right before going out into public,it's all the rage these days!
 
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joefizz

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#482
#482
Go up to random people and say..."I am a normal person are you normal too"?
 
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joefizz

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#483
#483
Go on through every drive thru in your town and say,"Vegetarians are awesome"!
 
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joefizz

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#484
#484
Go into a bat cave and say"is anyone here" and expect bat man to show up.
 
preacher4truth

preacher4truth

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When pulled over by the police, say *hic* after every third word and follow it with "Yeth thir, occifer!" :D
 
EmilyNats

EmilyNats

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I looked it up but was too lazy to read the wiki plot summary.
 
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joefizz

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#493
#493
If you want some wholesome family entertainment,play wolfenstein there is absolutely nothing offensive or stomach wrenching in that game.
 
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joefizz

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#494
#494
Don't watch last man standing the series it's about zombies,play last man standing thethough game though it's about family values and morals.
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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#495
For a really good haircut use a Stihl weed eater with steel blades...make sure and max rpms so it cuts smooth...
 
dcontroversal

dcontroversal

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For women...to stop unwanted leg hair use a generous amount of Paramitol or Roundup brush and weed killer on your legs......no need to wash with soap and water....

*disclaimer* All advice on this thread is to be taken seriously......NOT!
 
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joefizz

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#497
#497
Say taco after every two words.
 
EmilyNats

EmilyNats

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Ant time you see a ponytail or braid, give it a good yank. The chicks dig that.
 
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