The Terrible Advice Thread

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joefizz

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Slurp on a slurpie since it stands to reason that the name implies to directions for drinking it!
 

WineRose

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Drinking hydrochloric acid is doing a great service for your body! I heard that it encourages muscle growth...
 

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​Begin every sentence with, "As the prophecy foretold...."
 

joefizz

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Laugh while coming into a room then when everyone stares say"What"!!!???
 

joefizz

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Say,Huh or What everytime someone says something,to show you have good hearing!
 

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Well, first the good news...vinegar mixed with water ... tsp to tsp...and a bit of cinnamon sugar is good healer of sore throats and heads off colds. Now..the bad advice...would be to drink the vinegar alone...owwwww....choker and hurts a wee bit too much to help.
 

joefizz

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Go ahead and ask a female her weight or age,she will not mind at all!
 

WineRose

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Want to make your cat happy instantly? Rub her fur in the opposite direction! I promise she'll like it, and not try to take off your fingertips!
 

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DO text while driving, and preferably have a few drinks before getting behind the wheel of a motor vehicle.

(worst. advice. ever.)
 

joefizz

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In pokemon use caterpie against Mew two,you'll be sure to win that battle!
 

NotmebutHim

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Tell a sick or injured person that it's his/her fault that God hasn't (yet) given healing.
 

EarnestQ

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If your computer is out of whack, whack it stoutly.
 

EarnestQ

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You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. You can even pick your friend's nose.
 
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If you have hemorrhoids, eat a whole tube of Anusol...
 

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After you're finished cooking, you can freeze any leftover boiling water for later use.
 

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It’s always best to jump the Grand Canyon with a bicycle after a good breakfast and a strong cup of coffee.
Blessings
Bill
 

joefizz

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Always leave only one of every variety of snack in the fridge or cabinet after eating the rest in order to think of others!