The Thread of Cringe

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#21
Well come to think of it some of my terrible jokes are inherited from my dad and are cringe worthy so let's see...what are you an alien or something?
were you born in a barn?
stop letting the flies out!
you pour the wine and I'll cut the cheese.
release the kraken!
it's making my brain numb just thinking on these to type.
You missed one -- "Pull my finger."
 

Prov910

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#23
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

:)
 

Lynx

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Aug 13, 2014
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#25
WARNING. No barf bag provided with this joke!

Why does Norway have bar codes on their ships hulls?

Because they have to Scan da navy in!
That... was brilliant! I am so stealing that one.
 

Mem

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Sep 23, 2014
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#27
Moishe is driving in Jerusalem. He's late for a meeting and he's looking for a parking place, and can't find one.

In desperation, he turns toward heaven and says:
"G-d, if you find me a parking place, I promise that I'll eat only Kosher, respect Shabbas, and all the holidays..."

Miraculously, a place opens up just in front of him. He turns his face up to heaven and says:
"Don't bother G-d, I've just found one..."
 
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joefizz

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#28
Why do bees hum?
because they don't know the words!
 
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joefizz

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#29
The worst one I've read that was a joke but got people in a frenzy to take action and please if noone likes it don't ban me for this get rid of my post lol,I fully understand lol...
A radio dj said over the air a new scientific study shows that over weight people breathe in more oxygen than skinny people so if you wanna keep from losing oxygen to overweight people deflate them now,luckily noone was hurt from this gag but as much as I tried not to laugh the picture of a skinny person chasing an obese person with a needle in the book(joke book and true story pranks)got me laughing for hours and felt rather guilty afterward but definitely cringe type gag/joke.
 
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joefizz

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#30
Are you gonna live in there?(person in bathroom for more than 5 minutes.)