When I was little, I thought...

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I thought my Dad was the tallest person in the world and I thought my Grandparents were the oldest people in the world.
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Well? Is either true?
 
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I used to believe that chocolate milk came from brown cows as a child. My family laughed at me for a good while after learning about that.

I also used to feel for inanimate objects as a child. Like if i accidently stepped on one, I felt a need to apologize to it. Ive often wondered if anyone else did this.
 
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For a while I believed there was a bogeyman under my bed that would come out at night, so I used to jump into bed before he could grab my ankles, lol.

Another one... that you can't get pregnant standing up.
 
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Yeraza_Bats said:
I used to believe that chocolate milk came from brown cows as a child. My family laughed at me for a good while after learning about that.
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We heard a story one time from someone who ran a dairy farm. They had a cow with mastitis which they were treating. They feed them something that turns the milk blue to check for mastitis, and while this cow had that going on a group of school children came out to see the operation. The guy told the kids that that was the cow that gave the blueberry milk ;). Somewhere out there there is an unfortunate class of children who STILL believe that...
 
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Yeraza_Bats said:
I also used to feel for inanimate objects as a child. Like if i accidently stepped on one, I felt a need to apologize to it. Ive often wondered if anyone else did this.
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I dunno... if I step on a lego block, IT should be apologizing to ME!
 
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Tinuviel said:
We heard a story one time from someone who ran a dairy farm. They had a cow with mastitis which they were treating. They feed them something that turns the milk blue to check for mastitis, and while this cow had that going on a group of school children came out to see the operation. The guy told the kids that that was the cow that gave the blueberry milk ;). Somewhere out there there is an unfortunate class of children who STILL believe that...
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Haha, that seems kinda wrong, doesnt it? Should have at least told them he was just joking, haha.
 
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Haha, that seems kinda wrong, doesnt it? Should have at least told them he was just joking, haha.
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I will admit: I have been equally guilty of preying upon innocent victims when it comes to animal husbandry. But I have always told them I was joking, so it was a bit of a shock when this guy didn't lol.
 
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Yeraza_Bats said:
I used to believe that chocolate milk came from brown cows as a child. My family laughed at me for a good while after learning about that.

I also used to feel for inanimate objects as a child. Like if i accidently stepped on one, I felt a need to apologize to it. Ive often wondered if anyone else did this.
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Did?

I apologize to the door if I accidentally slam it.

I feel sorry for the stained glass that got left behind because it doesn't fit with the season. (I just put up my Easter-related stained glass, so the bass has lost its home for a while.)

My teddy bear is hilarious.

 
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I dunno... if I step on a lego block, IT should be apologizing to ME!
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It did, but you were too busy screaming in pain to hear it.

 
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when I was little, I thought that the dressed-up clown in my bedroom closet wasn't
really my grandfather and that
I wasn't watching what I was hearing and seeing, but peed the bed instead.,.
 
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hubby totally believed that his parents LOVED him with all of their hearts, and he was so right in his
precious, little spirit...
 
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I thought chocolate milk came from brown cows too. And I would feel bad for inanimate objects if they had a face. Like dolls, teddy bears, and lego men.
 
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When I was little, I thought eating butterscotch candies would make me grow. I had a drawer that I stashed them in so I wouldn't run out of them.

I also got the idea from somewhere that getting a dog would cost me exactly $30. (Not sure where I got that idea.)
 
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yaaayy i managed to figure out one! :D okay...when i was little i used to think that when Jesus came back for us or when i happen to die immaturely before i had a chance to marry and start a family....in heaven i'll meet the one and get married up there lol ;) hahaha i was discussing with my siblings on the dinner table when i started out, "hey when i was little..." and so i decided to post it here! :)
 
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When I was little, I thought eating butterscotch candies would make me grow. I had a drawer that I stashed them in so I wouldn't run out of them.

I also got the idea from somewhere that getting a dog would cost me exactly $30. (Not sure where I got that idea.)
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Sooo, did you grow after eating butterscotch candy? I'm thinking it might have worked since you said "When I was little." :eek:
 
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yaaayy i managed to figure out one! :D okay...when i was little i used to think that when Jesus came back for us or when i happen to die immaturely before i had a chance to marry and start a family....in heaven i'll meet the one and get married up there lol ;) hahaha i was discussing with my siblings on the dinner table when i started out, "hey when i was little..." and so i decided to post it here! :)
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See? I knew you'd remember something. lol

Good one. You reminded me I thought the same thing! (I thought I'd get married. But really never took it to having kids in heaven. Did you?)
 
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Sometimes the thread title says it all... no OP required.

"When I was little, I thought."
 
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Sooo, did you grow after eating butterscotch candy? I'm thinking it might have worked since you said "When I was little." :eek:
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I did grow, but I am no one's definition of "tall". And I'm definitely petite. But I'm still bigger than I was then, so...yeah? :p
 
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I did grow, but I am no one's definition of "tall". And I'm definitely petite. But I'm still bigger than I was then, so...yeah? :p
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"No one's definition" How tall are you? I bet you'd fit mine :p
 
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