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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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#46
should have chose USPS. they even have flat rate shipping. if it fits it ships...
No need for luggage. Come as you are.
Unfortunately, the USPS didn't serve the remote, God-forsaken village where my future 89-year-old husband bartered the purchase of a mail-order Asian bride for two goats, a pig with a gimpy right foreleg, and his pet parakeet.

He says his misses his parakeet. I'm thinking he doesn't feel like he got a very fair trade. I talk WAY less than the parakeet.

Too bad! FedEx doesn't do returns on mail-order brides.

They haven't written in an insurance clause for that yet.
 

tourist

Senior Member
Mar 13, 2014
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#47
what did you honestly expect with this thread?

what i read sounds like something i'd expect from a dating service's brochure.

what were you looking for? women here to come and apply for a vacancy? i'm sorry, but this isn't a dating web site.

perhaps i was harsh in my sarcasm, but this kind of post isn't ever going to invite a warm reception. i'm sorry if you were offended by my words.

i hope you find who you're looking for.
Yeah, I did and on this site.
 

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#50
you revived a nine month old thread to get a "zing" in?

wow...
Well, you know how it is when you've been holding in a "ZING" for too long... and you just have to let it out... :D
 

CatHerder

Senior Member
Mar 20, 2013
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Well, you know how it is when you've been holding in a "ZING" for too long... and you just have to let it out... :D
bazinga.jpg

no "zings" here, just a "bazinga!"



OK....*sigh*

not quitting my day job soon, obviously...
 
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Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#52
Sometimes a zing is delayed for many a moon...

There's a story about a young teenage boy who was getting ready for his part in a school play one night. He asked a friend if he looked "fly" (translation: cool.) A girl who was in his class was walking by and said, "You? You'd never be fly!"

After his class graduated this boy went on to join the army. He became a bit of a risk-taker - in fact some of the men in his unit complained he was trying to get them all killed. But he always came through, always achieved the objective of the mission. He was decorated as a hero many times, received many medals.

After he was honorably discharged from the army he went back home. When he got off the train, the first place he went was to the house where that girl, now a married woman with two kids, was living. He knocked on the door and when she came to the door he said, "Well I don't know. Maybe I could be fly if I wanted to." Then he turned and walked away.
 

JesusLives

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Oct 11, 2013
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Tired of the same old song everyday? The feeling of emptiness deep inside of your heart? God knows your pain and understands your heart and wants happiness in your life. He will be your guide out of the darkness of despair, all alone in the world without that special someone who could melt your heart. This journey will require your participation as God will only provide the travel brochures. Step out in faith and let your feelings be known. God has your soul mate ready and waiting who understands your pain of loneliness for they are in that place also. It is time to sing a new song, a song of love.
"An Old Fashioned Love Song"

Just an old-fashioned love song
Playin' on the radio
And wrapped around the music
Is the sound of someone promising they'll never go
You swear you've heard it before
As it slowly rambles on
No need in bringing 'em back
'Cause they're never really gone

Just an old-fashioned love song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me
Just an old-fashioned love song
Comin' down in three-part harmony

To weave our dreams upon and listen
To each evening when the lights are low
To underscore our love affair with tenderness and feelings
That we've come to know
You swear you've heard it before
As it slowly rambles on and on
No need in bringing 'em back
'Cause they're never really gone

Just an old-fashioned love song
Comin' down in three-part harmony
Just an old-fashioned love song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me
Just an old-fashioned love song
Comin' down in three-part harmony
Just an old-fashioned love song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me

To weave our dreams upon and listen to a song

Just an old song, comin' down
Just an old song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me
Just an old song, comin' down
Just an old song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me

Just an old-fashioned love song
Comin' down in three-part harmony
Just an old-fashioned love song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me

Just an old-fashioned love song
Comin' down in three-part harmony
Just an old-fashioned love song
One I'm sure they wrote for you and me

It was so nice to be able to post one of my favorite songs as a teen. Am I understanding you correctly that you were in search of a soul mate?
 

JesusLives

Senior Member
Oct 11, 2013
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#55
As soon as I saw the words, soul mate, I knew you were going to say something Ugly, lol.
This is gonna be fun I just found this thread - Blond didn't know it existed until today. I think I am gonna have some fun here.