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Whispered

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we find it ((('astounding'))) that anyone who calls themselves a 'Christian' claims to be an 'addict' of (((FANTANSY)))=(((ILLUSION))) -
as it is written:
JOHN 17:17.
Sanctify them through Your Truth: Your Word is Truth.
ECC. 12:8.
Vanity of vanities, saith the preacher; all is vanity.

"a hello moment here"
when hub and I were in/of the world, we 'bought-into' ALL of the LIES, sight un-seen'!!!
(no questions-no digging-no understanding, just blatant blind 'monkey-see-monkey-do) -

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"You should laugh more.God gave us the sense of humor."



_______________________Our kitten actually does this to hubby in the A.M. :LOL:


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Whispered

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That would be a great bit of fun if it were terms used today and a Paramedic returned home after work to share to his family how his day went.
"Dear how was work?"
"It went pretty well till the end. We got a call for a woman in distress because she was stung and yet allergic to fuzzy buzzy's and it just so happened it had somehow flowin into her breastie nestie before hand. We ultimately had to use the hearty starty because she went into cardiac arrest. My partner removed her feetie heaties to reduce the edema, and then we transported her to hospital where she was on her way to in the first place for a maybe baby. Honey, it was a real screamy dreamy, let me tell ya.
Where's the kids? I need them to go with me to buy licky stickies so that I can send in the permission slip to the travel bureau for their weekend trip to visit the floatie bloaties for their school Africa photo safari trip."
 

BlessedByGod

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I can only imagine the reaction at the dinner table, if i asked someone to pass me a stabby grabby. Now they will just wonder why I am smiling to myself when I ask someone to pass me a fork.
Oooooh, come on now! You can't stop there, now you have got to so it and ask for the Stabby Grabby!
😄
 

BlessedByGod

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"Scarey Hands" defensive maneuver. Sister maneuver to "Jazz Hands" maneuver, just more useful.
 

Lynx

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I remember that episode. She was confronting Q, the episode where Q tossed the Enterprise into Borg space. No idea what her defense was, but she seemed to have something definite in mind.
 

BlessedByGod

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I remember that episode. She was confronting Q, the episode where Q tossed the Enterprise into Borg space. No idea what her defense was, but she seemed to have something definite in mind.
Her defense was...
She had no defense. But, (ya, you all see this coming right?) in her defense (🤔), its G, she had the Alphabet Defense.... G, comes before Q.?
Watch "Joke Sound Effect (Ba dum tss!)" on YouTube
Thank you, thank you all. No, your too kind, really, thank you....