FLAT EARTH

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Dino246

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Ok flat earthers. Just how thick is this flat earth. What's on the backside of this flat earth? I really would like to know where the water goes when it runs over the edge?
And why hasn't some enterprising flat-earther invented a flapjack pan that forms an edge to hold the maple syrup?
 

GaryA

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And why hasn't some enterprising flat-earther invented a flapjack pan that forms an edge to hold the maple syrup?
They probably did -- but then noticed that when they cut into it to eat it, the syrup went over the newly-cut edge onto the plate.

Then they realized the plate already performed that function adequately -- and lost their personal life-savings trying to produce something they already had.

Or, maybe they thought all of this through first and never spent a dime on it.

:)
 

Lucy-Pevensie

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Flapjacks? No no no.

Many millions of years ago The Earth was a giant pizza but now there is only one slice left I tell thee! I saweth it in a vision.
The end of the world is nigh!! :eek:

 
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Godsgirl83

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Flapjacks? No no no.

Many millions of years ago The Earth was a giant pizza but now there is only one slice left I tell thee! I saweth it in a vision.
The end of the world is nigh!! :eek:

:unsure: who (or WHAT ate the rest of it) :alien::alien::alien: ????? :unsure::unsure::unsure:
 
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Susanna

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Are you intending to say that the Lone Star State is a Great Flat Lone Wonderer?









('planet'="wondering star")
I’m just saying old Lone Star is so flat you can see your dog running away for three days.
 

Lucy-Pevensie

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The salt flats, Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia is the flattest place on Earth. As measured by the NASA ICESat satellite.
 

Dino246

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The salt flats, Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia is the flattest place on Earth. As measured by the NASA ICESat satellite.
Assuming that satellites are real. ;)

All kidding aside, there are many places on earth that are relatively flat. I live in one of them, and I see the sun "rise" and "set" frequently. I haven't yet seen an explanation for such phenomena that doesn't require a significant suspension of trust in one's senses.
 

jacob_g

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Assuming that satellites are real. ;)

All kidding aside, there are many places on earth that are relatively flat. I live in one of them, and I see the sun "rise" and "set" frequently. I haven't yet seen an explanation for such phenomena that doesn't require a significant suspension of trust in one's senses.
I'm 6' 5" over 300lb. I wish I had a flat chest but after I see a plastic surgeon I won't have man "boobs" any more.... I haven't yet seen an explanation for this yet either except logic I'm "fat"...lol...lol
 

tanakh

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I actually saw a flat earth news article, on my phone, this week... Did not read it but made me think of this thread... I think that is great in a strange, great, abstract way...lol I decided I love our flat earth person... (please do not take offence I do not know your online name but I know you are there) you made me smile.... Thank you... And to all who participate in the flat earth and bring about enjoyment in my small round life...lol ...
There will soon be a market for cube shaped Toilet Tissue for flat Earth believers because it wont roll off the edge in any
future Corona outbreak.
 
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Flat earth peeps are kind of amusing.
Until they gather as one in conferences and talk about this ridiculous stuff. They should have a dual meeting with the young earth group that think this planet is about six thousand years old. Get them to gather in one place, then Duc tape the entire building shut so they never get out. Let 'em hash out their weird theories without spreading it to others. Like containment of a virus.

The Methuselah tree is near as old as that. And then there are the millions of year old dinosaur fossils.
 
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I actually saw a flat earth news article, on my phone, this week... Did not read it but made me think of this thread... I think that is great in a strange, great, abstract way...lol I decided I love our flat earth person... (please do not take offence I do not know your online name but I know you are there) you made me smile.... Thank you... And to all who participate in the flat earth and bring about enjoyment in my small round life...lol ...
There use to be a commercial that had the flat earth as part of it. Insurance I think. That was pretty funny.

The thing is, the same people that started the flat earth argument are the same people who wrote the bible.
 

Jedosan

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I actually saw a flat earth news article, on my phone, this week... Did not read it but made me think of this thread... I think that is great in a strange, great, abstract way...lol I decided I love our flat earth person... (please do not take offence I do not know your online name but I know you are there) you made me smile.... Thank you... And to all who participate in the flat earth and bring about enjoyment in my small round life...lol ...
I pretty much came to the conclusion that everything I was ever told was a lie and that The Bible is the only truth. I looked into the flat Earth quite a bit. People always just call you an idiot for going against the consensus. But they never actually do the research for themselves to confirm either. Sometimes cognitive dissonance can be a big factor. I believe that a lot of science has been used by satan to deceive the masses. Here's a taste...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/losang...covery-of-soft-tissue-on-dinosaur-fossil/amp/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

And some demonic social engineering...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.na...mits-social-realism-childrens-television/amp/

https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/tom-hanks-disturbing-toddlers-tiaras-skit-with-6-year-old-sexy-baby
 
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I pretty much came to the conclusion that everything I was ever told was a lie and that The Bible is the only truth. I looked into the flat Earth quite a bit. People always just call you an idiot for going against the consensus. But they never actually do the research for themselves to confirm either. Sometimes cognitive dissonance can be a big factor. I believe that a lot of science has been used by satan to deceive the masses. Here's a taste...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/losang...covery-of-soft-tissue-on-dinosaur-fossil/amp/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

And some demonic social engineering...
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.na...mits-social-realism-childrens-television/amp/

https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/tom-hanks-disturbing-toddlers-tiaras-skit-with-6-year-old-sexy-baby
I completely agree with you it sounded insane however when you research it you find a absolute mountain of lies protecting it. You can take the bible as total truth not half truth the firmament is real nasa lies on every video when you see how they do it you can watch the news and see they are just being held by cables. People do not understand how well preserved and mass the scale of dinosaur preservation is. There is a field i believe in south america with 100k+ preserved dinosaur eggs basically an endless field. This was a global extinction not random small events. People found eggs since the flood and thought they were odd rocks until late 1800s.
 

Blain

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Wow this thread is still alive? three years strong and over 90 pages I'm amazed actually
 
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Blain, it is still alive because it is the truth from my Lord Jesus Christ, glory to God. He told us the world is flat, just like a field in Matthew 13:38.

The Brazilian flag is the map of the world. The yellow and blue parts are the world. The circle of the earth, from Isaiah 40:22, is the white stripe, drawn from the center of the flag, around the world. The 14 by 20 flag stretched out to 20 by 20, including the circle of the earth is the square base of the pyramid shaped heavens above us. We are in the lowest level of heaven, glory to God.

My brothers and sisters in Jesus Christ, there are two geographic South Poles in the world. There is one in the north, and one in the south. Leaving Punta Arenas, Chile and New Zealand and Australia will take you to the north South Pole. Leaving Cape Town, South Africa will take you to the south South Pole. The diameter of the Equator is 7,912 miles, and it equally divides the distance between the north and south South Poles, 15,824 miles.

Jerusalem is the center of the world, glory to God. (from Ezekiel 5:5, Revelation 20:9)