Singles Forum Marriage Match-Making. (humor)

The first match is in. Before I say, what the match is, let me first say, this is a proven scientific method based upon proven compatibility test and trials. No need to ever look for a match again. If you do though, you can submit more data to the Christian Chat Compatibility Program.

Lynx, I would like to introduce you to Cindy, Cindy say, hi to Lynx.

No need to thank me, just be thankful for the wonders of science and technology. Please post wedding pictures, so I can use this for reference for future clients.

Another CC member told me about the best "Coronavirus Pick-Up Line" ever -- "Hey Baby, can I be your Prince Charmin?"

(For anyone who might not recognize the name, "Charmin" is a well-known brand of toilet paper here in the USA.)

Dear well-meaning kinda:

It is true that cinder and I seem to think a lot alike. Many have made the observation - none more often than I, when cinder makes a post that says exactly what I was going to say, except she said it better than I would have.

But that's the problem. We're TOO MUCH alike. If we both think alike, why would either of us need the other? We agree too much to be of any use to each other.

https://www.thecomicstrips.com/comic-strip/Pickles/2018-03-16/169270

(The link goes to a comic strip. Here's a transcript for those who don't like clicking on unknown links.)
DAUGHTER: Mom, the other day Dan asked me if you and Dad actually love each other.
MOM: That's a silly question. Of course we love each other. Why would he ask such a thing?
DAUGHTER: It's because you and Dad argue all the time, that's why.
MOM: Well, if there aren't any arguments in a marriage, that just means one of you isn't necessary.

I have long thought that Lynx and I would make a wonderful un-couple as in if there were ever 2 CC singles members who were more indifferent to being in a romantic relationship, I have yet to meet them. Such indifference means that I'm going to go on my merry way and do just what I was going to do before. ( I suspect Lynx will do the same, but I of course can't speak for him) And when all the other CC singles have coupled up, we'll probably still be her in CC singles rocking the single life alone (ok so it's more likely that the CC singles will couple up and at least some of them will stick around the singles forum despite no longer being single, but so far that hasn't been a problem).

I ain’t planning on marrying so I’ll go next. Pleeeease???? Lol

Ain’t looking for no spouse😁

Already have a 25 year old daughter

I don’t know

Round 2:

I detest it

I’m not watching TV that much, so 55” will do

We’ll be binge watching science fiction, chick flicks, rom coms and Clint Eastwood

I’ll just be b******* him to get it done, or he will make me lol

Gen X it is

Over the top, just like Rocky Balboa

Excellent answers!




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Don't fret at all though, our computers only give suitable matches, and not biased opinions.

Durn...lol

Ain’t looking for no spouse😁

Already have a 25 year old daughter

I don’t know

Round 2:

I detest it

I’m not watching TV that much, so 55” will do

We’ll be binge watching science fiction, chick flicks, rom coms and Clint Eastwood

I’ll just be b******* him to get it done, or he will make me lol

Gen X it is

Over the top, just like Rocky Balboa

Oh please.

You know you have like 8 years' worth of toilet paper stored somewhere in your house that you're hoping to impress some woman with: "Hey baby, check out my rolls!"