Dumb Jokes

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Just_Jo

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Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick...yuck yuck yuck


Now let's use this thread and share dumb Jokes ( not really funny= dumb)

 
Lynx

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A fitting gif for this thread, that Judge Judy gif. My grandmother used to watch that show, and she always had heaps of dumb jokes. :p


What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
"Hey barkeep, gimme a beer and a mop."
 
Just_Jo

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Q. What do you call a hippies wife?
A. Mississippi
 
kinda

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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A pig rolls in mud.

 
Just_Jo

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Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemonaide
 
Lanolin

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q. what's brown and sticky?
a. A stick.
 
Dino246

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Three guys walk into a bar.

You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
 
Just_Jo

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What do you call dogs that love car races?
Lap dogs
 
Just_Jo

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I went to a fake wedding once,
Even the cake was in tiers.
 
Just_Jo

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Remember I told you I was having spine issues,
It was about a weak back.
 
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feijoa

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fish1.jpg

Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
 
ev4989

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Lynx said:
A fitting gif for this thread, that Judge Judy gif. My grandmother used to watch that show, and she always had heaps of dumb jokes. :p


What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
"Hey barkeep, gimme a beer and a mop."
Click to expand...
did did
 
ev4989

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did you know that beer makes you smart? It made Budweiser!
 
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