Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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JustEli

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You buy one pair of girl pants .................. and ur branded for life.
 

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Wat kind of Christmas cookies wez talkin' bout?
and what about brownies... sup with that, will even bake them And put Cookies on top and in the mix, for extra sweet delectable crunchiness 😁
 

JustEli

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Dude ..... ya gotta have the fudge. Traditions you know.
 

JustEli

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On a side note. I do not enjoy the smell of baking brownies.
Weird. I know..............
 

Lynx

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I could get a shovel, a crowbar and a pump and pump out the septic tank... but the guy who does it for a living is coming tomorrow evening.
 

Kojikun

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Yeah, baking cookies is something I've never done. That being said my sister and mother had there own bakery at one point, so I have plenty of help. Finding a wife is much more difficult.
 

Lynx

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I could make my own delicious eggnog/boiled custard (same thing, just one has nutmeg and the other does not) but it's easier to go to the store and buy the stuff in the carton... although this year all the brands are made with lowfat milk, spray-dried egg yolks and/or high fructose corn syrup...

(BLEEP) this, I'm making my own.

So I made my own. And it was delicious!
 

seoulsearch

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Yeah, baking cookies is something I've never done. That being said my sister and mother had there own bakery at one point, so I have plenty of help. Finding a wife is much more difficult.
A mom and a sister who are pro bakers!?

I think Koji just won the thread! 🤯😁
 

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On a side note. I do not enjoy the smell of baking brownies.
Weird. I know..............
say whaaat now,
that's almost like... blasphemy 😋

i could bathe in brownies, if possible 👍😁
 

tourist

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Yeah, baking cookies is something I've never done. That being said my sister and mother had there own bakery at one point, so I have plenty of help. Finding a wife is much more difficult.
Depends on the recipe.
 

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I could make my own delicious eggnog/boiled custard (same thing, just one has nutmeg and the other does not) but it's easier to go to the store and buy the stuff in the carton... although this year all the brands are made with lowfat milk, spray-dried egg yolks and/or high fructose corn syrup...

(BLEEP) this, I'm making my own.

So I made my own. And it was delicious!
I love eggnog. Nutmeg.