can you guys post something funny please?

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Paul's writings, of course we're true, but they took what they had of their entrusted old testament to see if what the great Apostle taught lined up with the Truth.

"The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

Psalm 12:6

I agree that the original autographs disintegrated long ago. However, I trust that God kept His Word miraculously in our language. It was meticulously translated by language geniuses who read and spoke Greek and other languages fluently. Unlike many of the scholars of today that would struggle to get around if dropped off in a strictly Greek speaking city. I take it by faith that God wants us to know Him as well as how to get to heaven, that He made sure that all had opportunity to receive that.
I don't mean to get off topic from the OP/ original posters thread, but this is real important.

When you have time over the weekend or whenever, you might be interested in a very well done documentary on the history of the Bible. There's a good interview with a historian who has the Bible museum of Phoenix Az. The rest is good too, but I watched the scene I mentioned many times.
I hope that it's a blessing to you and yours and strengthens you all.










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All of the places where some form of 'repent' AND some form of 'sin' are found in the same verse:

1 Kings 8:47
Joel 2:14
Matthew 9:13
Mark 1:4
Mark 2:17
Luke 3:3
Luke 5:32
Luke 15:7,10
Luke 24:47
Acts 2:38
Acts 3:19
Acts 5:31
2 Corinthians
Hebrews 12:17
 
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Paul's writings, of course we're true, but they took what they had of their entrusted old testament to see if what the great Apostle taught lined up with the Truth.

"The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."

Psalm 12:6

I agree that the original autographs disintegrated long ago. However, I trust that God kept His Word miraculously in our language. It was meticulously translated by language geniuses who read and spoke Greek and other languages fluently. Unlike many of the scholars of today that would struggle to get around if dropped off in a strictly Greek speaking city. I take it by faith that God wants us to know Him as well as how to get to heaven, that He made sure that all had opportunity to receive that.
I don't mean to get off topic from the OP/ original posters thread, but this is real important.

When you have time over the weekend or whenever, you might be interested in a very well done documentary on the history of the Bible. There's a good interview with a historian who has the Bible museum of Phoenix Az. The rest is good too, but I watched the scene I mentioned many times.
I hope that it's a blessing to you and yours and strengthens you all.










Quality set at 720p . If your computer buffers much, it can always be set down to 420 with decent quality.
Thank you for posting that.

I've been engaged in discussions with Christians who are all for those passages he outlines. Submit to the authorities because God put them in power over us.
And those other Christians, when asked if that applies to Pol Pot, Hitler, Pilate, the Sanhedrin that wanted Jesus dead, Stalin, Putin, etc... They say, yes!
Because they serve God's will.
Even Pharaoh in Moses time.😳

Obey those put in authority over you for they are put there by God.
That would apply to the Antichrist too.

You know how sometimes there are things right in front of your face, how can you miss it? Those Christians I mentioned never thought of that part.
There's something else right in front of us, but we miss it.

''Version''

Bible Version

Version per Dictionary.com
''
noun
a particular account of some matter, as from one person or source, contrasted with some other account: ''

I checked.

Considering all language translations as well, there are over 2000 Bible Versions currently published.

And I thought Denominationalism divided the church. And it does. While 'version' was right there in front of my eyes and it never hit me that versions do too.

Makes sense. ''Obey the emperor''!
When the emperor's, like Caligula, wanted Christians dead?

'Obey those in authority over you...' A tool , published version , to insure the new world order doesn't meet Christian, the foremost population in the world, resistance?

I browsed a Christian debate site once where there were people adamantly defending those verses as of God. Must obey! It's God's will.

Thank you again for that eye opening video. God bless you and that pastor for speaking truth.
 

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Thank you for posting that.

I've been engaged in discussions with Christians who are all for those passages he outlines. Submit to the authorities because God put them in power over us.
And those other Christians, when asked if that applies to Pol Pot, Hitler, Pilate, the Sanhedrin that wanted Jesus dead, Stalin, Putin, etc... They say, yes!
Because they serve God's will.
Even Pharaoh in Moses time.😳

Obey those put in authority over you for they are put there by God.
That would apply to the Antichrist too.

You know how sometimes there are things right in front of your face, how can you miss it? Those Christians I mentioned never thought of that part.
There's something else right in front of us, but we miss it.

''Version''

Bible Version

Version per Dictionary.com
''
noun
a particular account of some matter, as from one person or source, contrasted with some other account: ''

I checked.

Considering all language translations as well, there are over 2000 Bible Versions currently published.

And I thought Denominationalism divided the church. And it does. While 'version' was right there in front of my eyes and it never hit me that versions do too.

Makes sense. ''Obey the emperor''!
When the emperor's, like Caligula, wanted Christians dead?

'Obey those in authority over you...' A tool , published version , to insure the new world order doesn't meet Christian, the foremost population in the world, resistance?

I browsed a Christian debate site once where there were people adamantly defending those verses as of God. Must obey! It's God's will.

Thank you again for that eye opening video. God bless you and that pastor for speaking truth.
One last thing then off to bed..
I think that the Bereans believed Paul their preacher and his apostleship. They just took time to search the Scriptures they had to verify his messages. Believers should do that with the other preachers/ teachers as well. Many churches were messed up one way or another.

You should like you are communicating with those who use non KJV versions to try to understand Romans 13. That can be confusing. I have to admit that chapter 13 takes digging and hard work, but it gets clear and makes sense when Paul's intent is understood. It's too late to get into that right now. That's a long study. Certainly I roll my eyes as Paul would, at the thought of Baby Moses's Mom throwing him in the river without an ark.
I don't for a second think God, Paul or anyone who understands the true meaning of Scripture to think it obedience to God for children to murder Cambodian parents under Pot socialists.

That's a misunderstanding of Scripture like those who read Jesus'command to turn the other cheek meaning that if someone were to attack your daughter, to offer up the other child too. I don't believe that Jesus meant it that way at all. Nor would Paul approve of Nero's burning of Rome and blaming it on christians. Paul didn't end up in prisons for going along with the evils of society. He, Barnabas, Peter, Steven, had higher callings than anyone and were threatened by the "authorities"imprisoned, beaten, etc..

Have a good night!
 

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:oops:

2 Corinthians 12:21
Gary,

It's late.
In my Bible it doesn't say "repent of your sins" there either. Any preacher that tells you that that verse is the Corinthians salvation verse should repent (reconsider/change his mind) and believe the gospel instead.
AFTER trusting Christ as Savior
Then he should certainly abstain from fornication and such sins that prevents a walk with God and brings chastisement to His children. There are many commands to God's children. They don't apply to the lost as behavioral requirements for acceptance with God. That took someone much better than us.
 

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Gary,

It's late.
In my Bible it doesn't say "repent of your sins" there either. Any preacher that tells you that that verse is the Corinthians salvation verse should repent (reconsider/change his mind) and believe the gospel instead.
AFTER trusting Christ as Savior
Then he should certainly abstain from fornication and such sins that prevents a walk with God and brings chastisement to His children. There are many commands to God's children. They don't apply to the lost as behavioral requirements for acceptance with God. That took someone much better than us.
Please understand that post #1842 was only (strictly) intended to show what verses contained [some form of the words] 'repent' and 'sin'.

All of the places where some form of 'repent' AND some form of 'sin' are found in the same verse:
(just for reference purposes)
 
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One last thing then off to bed..
I think that the Bereans believed Paul their preacher and his apostleship. They just took time to search the Scriptures they had to verify his messages. Believers should do that with the other preachers/ teachers as well. Many churches were messed up one way or another.

You should like you are communicating with those who use non KJV versions to try to understand Romans 13. That can be confusing. I have to admit that chapter 13 takes digging and hard work, but it gets clear and makes sense when Paul's intent is understood. It's too late to get into that right now. That's a long study. Certainly I roll my eyes as Paul would, at the thought of Baby Moses's Mom throwing him in the river without an ark.
I don't for a second think God, Paul or anyone who understands the true meaning of Scripture to think it obedience to God for children to murder Cambodian parents under Pot socialists.

That's a misunderstanding of Scripture like those who read Jesus'command to turn the other cheek meaning that if someone were to attack your daughter, to offer up the other child too. I don't believe that Jesus meant it that way at all. Nor would Paul approve of Nero's burning of Rome and blaming it on christians. Paul didn't end up in prisons for going along with the evils of society. He, Barnabas, Peter, Steven, had higher callings than anyone and were threatened by the "authorities"imprisoned, beaten, etc..

Have a good night!
Great post. Sleep well.
 

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Grandma and Grandpa are out sitting on the porch rocking. After awhile grandma looks over at grandpa and sweetly says, Honey, I'm sure proud of you. He replies "what was that?". So she says a little louder "I'm sure proud of you!". He says "huh?". Much louder she replies: "I'M SURE PROUD OF YOU!!". With a disgusted look Grandpa says......"well I'm tired of you too"
 

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Friday 7-22-22 6th. Day Of The Weekly Cycle, Tammuz 22, 5782 32nd. Summer Day

Some people like to hear what makes them feel good, but as I read His words of life I let it change my life style, what about you all?


James 1:19-27

English Standard Version



Hearing and Doing the Word
19 Know this, my beloved brothers: let every person be quick to hear, slow to speak, slow to anger; 20 for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God. 21 Therefore put away all filthiness and rampant wickedness and receive with meekness the implanted word, which is able to save your souls.

22 But be doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving yourselves. 23 For if anyone is a hearer of the word and not a doer, he is like a man who looks intently at his natural face in a mirror. 24 For he looks at himself and goes away and at once forgets what he was like. 25 But the one who looks into the perfect law, the law of liberty, and perseveres, being no hearer who forgets but a doer who acts, he will be blessed in his doing.

26 If anyone thinks he is religious and does not bridle his tongue but deceives his heart, this person's religion is worthless. 27 Religion that is pure and undefiled before God the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their affliction, and to keep oneself unstained from the world.
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Love, Walter and Debbie
 

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I'm funny.
I gotta go to an actual job next week. We get keys on Friday. We got the lease. We got the bakery....time to get to work.
 

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Thank you for posting that.

I've been engaged in discussions with Christians who are all for those passages he outlines. Submit to the authorities because God put them in power over us.
And those other Christians, when asked if that applies to Pol Pot, Hitler, Pilate, the Sanhedrin that wanted Jesus dead, Stalin, Putin, etc... They say, yes!
Because they serve God's will.
Even Pharaoh in Moses time.😳

Obey those put in authority over you for they are put there by God.
That would apply to the Antichrist too.

You know how sometimes there are things right in front of your face, how can you miss it? Those Christians I mentioned never thought of that part.
There's something else right in front of us, but we miss it.

''Version''

Bible Version

Version per Dictionary.com
''
noun
a particular account of some matter, as from one person or source, contrasted with some other account: ''

I checked.

Considering all language translations as well, there are over 2000 Bible Versions currently published.

And I thought Denominationalism divided the church. And it does. While 'version' was right there in front of my eyes and it never hit me that versions do too.

Makes sense. ''Obey the emperor''!
When the emperor's, like Caligula, wanted Christians dead?

'Obey those in authority over you...' A tool , published version , to insure the new world order doesn't meet Christian, the foremost population in the world, resistance?

I browsed a Christian debate site once where there were people adamantly defending those verses as of God. Must obey! It's God's will.

Thank you again for that eye opening video. God bless you and that pastor for speaking truth.
Whatever Bible we use, it's good to be able to rely on the fact that we don't need liberal textual Critics to tell us what it "REALLY MEANS in the 'original autographs.'"
I am friends with those who use other versions, most of which are paraphrases of the Bible. It's their choice, not mine. I hope they are served well and trust that they also walk with the Lord.
However, there are a few reasons that I think are important to me using the one that I chose. To each their own, but nobody's given me any reason to doubt it.

I'm glad that you are a woman of faith! That point about Moses and Pharaoh cracked me up...in a good way. It didn't work out so well for Pharaoh did it? Moses disobeyed and spoke with the Authority that was much higher than an Egyptian false god... Pharaoh.
 
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Whatever Bible we use, it's good to be able to rely on the fact that we don't need liberal textual Critics to tell us what it "REALLY MEANS in the 'original autographs.'"
I am friends with those who use other versions, most of which are paraphrases of the Bible. It's their choice, not mine. I hope they are served well and trust that they also walk with the Lord.
However, there are a few reasons that I think are important to me using the one that I chose. To each their own, but nobody's given me any reason to doubt it.

I'm glad that you are a woman of faith! That point about Moses and Pharaoh cracked me up...in a good way. It didn't work out so well for Pharaoh did it? Moses disobeyed and spoke with the Authority that was much higher than an Egyptian false god... Pharaoh.
It's right there for all in the church to see.

I don't think it really kicks in that someone's published version would mean they took it upon themselves to corrupt God's words to the degree some versions do.
Like the NIV? It's said there are entire passages deleted.

I know years ago it made news a Bible publisher edited,deleted, Jesus identity as, 'Son of God'' because it offended Muslims! 😳

Goodness, we wouldn't want to do that. The same book that calls them condemned to die in their sins worshiping a false God can't be allowed to offend them with such a reference to the Isa of their Koran. Because their Allah has no son. So our Bible can't imply our God does.

Yeahhhhhh. Uh huh.

Yes, other versions do inform actual Christians and to each their own.

It's the matter of the make believers that can enter a community and use any version as a diving board for mocking our faith that will always be an issue anywhere they go. Their intention is dark and their purpose is to cause conflict.


They think this is a joke.
Till they die. Then the truth is inescapable.
 

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It's right there for all in the church to see.

I don't think it really kicks in that someone's published version would mean they took it upon themselves to corrupt God's words to the degree some versions do.
Like the NIV? It's said there are entire passages deleted.

I know years ago it made news a Bible publisher edited,deleted, Jesus identity as, 'Son of God'' because it offended Muslims! 😳

Goodness, we wouldn't want to do that. The same book that calls them condemned to die in their sins worshiping a false God can't be allowed to offend them with such a reference to the Isa of their Koran. Because their Allah has no son. So our Bible can't imply our God does.

Yeahhhhhh. Uh huh.

Yes, other versions do inform actual Christians and to each their own.

It's the matter of the make believers that can enter a community and use any version as a diving board for mocking our faith that will always be an issue anywhere they go. Their intention is dark and their purpose is to cause conflict.


They think this is a joke.
Till they die. Then the truth is inescapable.
I'm not surprised. You might have heard about the change that nearly got the attention of the book of the month club.
The New World Transition changed John 1:1
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God,” John 1:1 KJV
The Watchtower Society of the Jehovah’s FALSE Witnesses Perversion reads.
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was a god,” John 1:1, NWT
Goes to show how a little change can affect the meaning of a doctrine.
Then there's one that would stir up a hornet's nest of unnecessary responses with a popular Trans-lation that had two sodomites on their Bible board. I'll let it go for now.
 
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I'm not surprised. You might have heard about the change that nearly got the attention of the book of the month club.
The New World Transition changed John 1:1
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God,” John 1:1 KJV
The Watchtower Society of the Jehovah’s FALSE Witnesses Perversion reads.
“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was a god,” John 1:1, NWT
Goes to show how a little change can affect the meaning of a doctrine.
Then there's one that would stir up a hornet's nest of unnecessary responses with a popular Trans-lation that had two sodomites on their Bible board. I'll let it go for now.
'Was a god.' Lord have mercy.

A sodomite translation wouldn't be a surprise in this day and age.
The Queen James Bible has been published for years now.

There's a gay Christian website and they could have a forum by now, that tells homosexuals they're made that way by God and are lived by him just as they are.

Their abomination Bible omits what they call the clobber verses. Those passages that pertain to condemning their sins as an abomination.

I wonder if they deleted the chapter concerning Sodom and Gomorrah?

John warned against adding to or taking away from his book of God's Revelations.
I can't imagine God would be OK with that occuring in the rest of his inspired word.
 

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'Was a god.' Lord have mercy.

A sodomite translation wouldn't be a surprise in this day and age.
The Queen James Bible has been published for years now.

There's a gay Christian website and they could have a forum by now, that tells homosexuals they're made that way by God and are lived by him just as they are.

Their abomination Bible omits what they call the clobber verses. Those passages that pertain to condemning their sins as an abomination.

I wonder if they deleted the chapter concerning Sodom and Gomorrah?

John warned against adding to or taking away from his book of God's Revelations.
I can't imagine God would be OK with that occuring in the rest of his inspired word.
I'll start at the last point you made.
AMEN!

The garden of Eden is described as perfection beyond our present world. Satan enters the scene and what's the first thing he does?
Call God a lier. He does it in a socially "palatable"way. This is still his method as are those who appear as ministers of light while doing his will.
Throughout the O.T. there are promises that God will keep His Word as well as the death penalty on those who are false prophets that prophecy falsely. Then the end closes with the sternest curse upon those who produce all of those false books that claim to be God's Word. Ie. Book of Mormon, Twisted Trans lations, etc
Since Revelation is the closing book of God's Word, I believe that He is just as serious about the rest. He really emphasizes the point by that closing statement, so I agree with what you said whole heatedly.