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kinda

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ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY!

July 8, 2022 by Hideaki Tailor

Archaeologists make a startling discovery!

ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’

“Turns out it was,” says Phoenix Institute archaeologist professor Rupert Valt.

City workers found the proof in an old earthen jar. They were digging a sewer line in the heart of the old city.
‘When we opened the jar we found tablets carved with the plans for building Rome. There was also a work schedule,” said Professor Valt.
“The schedule called for 20,000 workers, soldiers, and slaves to be on the construction site at 5 a.m. sharp. Romulus and Remus signed the plans themselves. The schedule a tight 24-hour timeframe in which to complete construction – from beginning to end.”


https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/183648/rome-was-built-in-a-day/


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Lynx

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Romulus and Remus both signed the plan?

Rome must have been built before their little squabble...
 

Gojira

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#3
ROME WAS BUILT IN A DAY!

July 8, 2022 by Hideaki Tailor

Archaeologists make a startling discovery!

ROME, ITALY — Here’s a newsflash to all those underachievers who fall back on the old claim that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day.’

“Turns out it was,” says Phoenix Institute archaeologist professor Rupert Valt.

City workers found the proof in an old earthen jar. They were digging a sewer line in the heart of the old city.
‘When we opened the jar we found tablets carved with the plans for building Rome. There was also a work schedule,” said Professor Valt.
“The schedule called for 20,000 workers, soldiers, and slaves to be on the construction site at 5 a.m. sharp. Romulus and Remus signed the plans themselves. The schedule a tight 24-hour timeframe in which to complete construction – from beginning to end.”


https://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/183648/rome-was-built-in-a-day/


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Ya know, I have saved in my home about 8 issues of the Weekly World News. Why? Because only they had the guts to print the truth no one else did.

Oh yes.

No mainstream outlet would ever tell us about the giant polar bear that attacked a cruise ship (don't worry, I stopped him), or how Satan was captured by the US military (this reptile is impressed with the efficiency of your defense corps), or about that mutant BatBoy. The conspiracy to hide the truth about the flatness of the Earth from us is the least of the cover-ups!
 

Lynx

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Aug 13, 2014
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And there was that story about the mean old doctor who separated two siamese twins, then he found out their parents couldn't pay so he sewed them back together. I love that newspaper.
 

TabinRivCA

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The thought of getting 20,000 people in sync, is hard to conceive when it's hard to get two thousand people to cooperate together. There would be so many people in one area brawls I can imagine. The food and water supply.....waiters serving up food. Oh and restrooms, that's a lot lol.
 

Lanolin

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Dec 15, 2018
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hmm ok
How big was Rome back then
Ive never been so, not really sure about that.

When people say Rome wasnt built in a day, I dont really know what they are trying to get at. What city was built in a day then? My city has ongoing roadworks for the next 100 years.