can you guys post something funny please?

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Solemateleft

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LOL, just a little friendly reminder about how important it is to get out and make your vote count ;) haha
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Yeah I have been rejected from several jobs here in Canada because I dont have a full G license or a car, But I just got approved for a 2 week volunteer position in Italy lol
 
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Sometimes, God makes someone really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking.

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Seems to me Ostriches can and have actually kicked a person to death. Some years ago a S. Dakota friend was paying $10,000 a head and hoping to establish Ostrich husbandry. Then it may have been in Oregon that someone came up with a solution to an obstacle in Ostrich raising for food. i.e. portable slaughtering facility. Supposedly a hospital in Georgia was using Ostrich as a lower cholesterol substitute for heart patients. OH!!OH!!....You say those are your pet Ostriches...lol....Nice Big Bird
 

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Seems to me Ostriches can and have actually kicked a person to death. Some years ago a S. Dakota friend was paying $10,000 a head and hoping to establish Ostrich husbandry. Then it may have been in Oregon that someone came up with a solution to an obstacle in Ostrich raising for food. i.e. portable slaughtering facility. Supposedly a hospital in Georgia was using Ostrich as a lower cholesterol substitute for heart patients. OH!!OH!!....You say those are your pet Ostriches...lol....Nice Big Bird
Not mine. That's an emu not an ostrich. The emu can be dangerous though it seems she handles this emu well in my opinion.
 
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Not mine. That's an emu not an ostrich. The emu can be dangerous though it seems she handles this emu well in my opinion.
Reminds me of the home I had in Norco, Ca. .One day a neighbors goats got loose and chewed up the neighborhood. Some had emus too. my next door neighbor was breeding African Gray Parrots which could be noisy at times. Other side rescued dogs. Very nice cow town. I am almost certain some young guy in Texas was kicked dead trying to rustle an Ostrich. Reported to me by sister in law but many yrs ago. BE CAREFUL.
 
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Gojira

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Not mine. That's an emu not an ostrich. The emu can be dangerous though it seems she handles this emu well in my opinion.
I don't know... from what I understand, they make great sales partners.
 
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A College Professor trying to demonstrate there is no God in front of his class,
shouted if there is a God may he strike me down where I stand... He gave God a time limit...
As the time wined down, a young Marine walked down, swung and knocked the professor off his feet...
The Professor cried out why'd you do that?...
the Marine responded, God was busy with real Godly things, so he sent me...