DAD JOKES

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Jul 3, 2015
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My mother would have loved this joke. She was blonde and loved blonde jokes. Thank you. I needed a reminder of her. She passed away earlier this year and I needed this.
I am sorry to hear of the passing of your dearly beloved mother...


With Deepest Sympathy
My daughter is blond also and loves blond jokes .:giggle::coffee::giggle:
 

Karlon

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son: "dad, i got a part in the school play, i play the husband".
dad: "too bad they didn't give you a speaking role"!
 

Gideon300

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I'm at the age where I am asking life's most important questions. Such as, "Why am I here? In the kitchen? I know I came in here for something............" My wife thought it funny anyway.
 

Lynx

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I'm at the age where I am asking life's most important questions. Such as, "Why am I here? In the kitchen? I know I came in here for something............" My wife thought it funny anyway.
Ah, so you believe in the hereafter?

Walk into a room, stop... "What am I here after?"
 

PennEd

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Why do all the Swedish Ships have bar codes on their hulls?

Because they have to scan da navy in!