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It was more of my Mom - she didn't agree with what Harry Potter was (because they were all wizards).

Live long and paws-purr ;)

And you always know, a cheetah is always spotted.

ALRIGHT, PEOPLE - So, new rules: For someone who is going to post a pun, the person below you is going to respond with another pun which is related to the pun above them. For example) PERSON 1: I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something. PERSON 2: (person can make a pun...

Yeah, I agree. As an adult, I read Harry Potter just because I was not allowed to.

I was never allowed when I was younger!

I think forever ago, you might remember I'm a life coach and want to be a fitness life coach - so, my coffee is just the gross kind: the healthy kind with almond milk in it and two teaspoons of stevia. Haha. I mean, the healthiest form of coffee is black, but I'm like you - I need sweet and...

Aren't YOU the spy who found yourself in a foreign nation instigating a coup d'etat on some random third world nation? I'm onto you, WBM.

Chorus You revive me You revive me, Lord And all my deserts are rivers of joy You are the treasure I could not afford So I'll spend myself ‘til I'm empty and poor All for You You revive me, Lord Verse 1 Lord, I have seen Your goodness And I know the way You are Give me eyes to see...

I hate movies as a first date! I think first date should be about talking and getting to know each other. I recently went out on a date to where the guy took me to dinner, and because the date went well for him, we went to an adult arcade :) I had to let him down kindly, though. There really...

I was trying to think of something witty to say in response to this, but I hate the phrase "single as a pringle," so....yeah, I'm single. Haha.

Also, calling someone else a "fag" in another thread isn't funny OR holy either ;)

Weren't you the one who JUST complained about how our jokes are "unholy" but yet calling someone a fag is okay? Alright.

Lol, whaaaaat? I think you secretly love our jokes ;)

Have you read a lot of the books? That's what I heard! I am, too! What do ya put in it?!