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"You're getting old when you stoop down to tie your shoes (strings) and wonder what else you can do while you're down there." -- George Burns, Comedian...lived to be 100 years old. (1869-1969)

"Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it." -- George Orwell (1903-1950) English Author and critic

Nothing makes a new day more beautiful and promising than having the right heart, the right spirit, the right mind and the right strength from God May God Bless you with all these and more today. ✨

T Y, von1..."made my day!"

Doctor , my cousin says he feels like a pack of cards... Tell him I'll deal with him later.

Seen on a Senior Citizen's T-Shirt:. "Old Age Comes At A Bad Time" 🤗

To some who might want to know... Have you been Grilling or Barbequing? There is a difference! Grilling is typically cooking directly over a heat source at high heat (350°F or above) for a relatively short amount of time, about 30 minutes. Barbequing is cooking at 250° F or less for a long...

There are 30 books of the Bible in this paragraph. Can you find them? This is a remarkable puzzle. It was found by a gentleman in an airplane seat pocket on a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, keeping him occupied for hours. He enjoyed it so much, he passed it on to some friends. One friend...

Life is an echo What you send out - comes back What you sow- you reap What you give - you get What you see in others - exists in you Do not judge - so you WILL NOT be judged Radiate and give LOVE and LOVE 💕 comes back to you.

As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way! 😉

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles... Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements... and the next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster! 😂

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you after thrown? Wait for it......... A stick. 😂

"Anything that gives you moral peace and strength is religion." --Willard L. Sperry, (1882-1954) Dean of Harvard Divinity School

Have you ever felt uncomfortable, tense or bothereds upon entering a room or place of business? If so, you are probably picking up on the presence of negative energy. It could be from thoughts-- either spoken or unspoken-- or actions by/ toward someone who had been in that area. Even though...

An amino acid linked to heart disease, homocysteine is a significant risk factor for osteoporosis researchers have found. The good news is that eating leafy greens and grains fortified with folic acid (along with vitamins B6 & B12) lowers homocysteine levels. It is also recommended that...

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday! Live it! 💫

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he had a hole in one! 🤗

I think 🤔 cat and dog food is made with horse meat. Anyone ever heard that?

• Exercise to music In a study by researchers at Springfield College, Springfield, Mass. found that those "working out" while listening 🎧 to lively tunes exercise 25% longer before feeling exhausted than those who "sweat in silence". • Don't skimp on sleep Doctors at the University of...

Don't be afraid of growing old... You'll still do stupid stuff...only slower! 😉