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When the draw bridge operator was asked about his job... He said...."It has it's ups and downs." 😉

The sun is up, The sky is blue, Today is beautiful... And so are you!

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Tourist.. Previously..thread was admonished as being anti- ! But, as you can, it continues..as it is not. Posts are positive.. encouraging! .. (And , above.. tried to help)

"Change is not necessarily calamity. It may be adventure." --Bruce Barton, (1886-1967) Author of The Man Nobody Knows.

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? WelL then, just skip it!

Is that my M-I-L?? Sure?🤔 🤣

BBG, yes... don't know how/ why that? emoji popped up?!? 🤔 Should say..good 1!

Bored? Angry? Tense? Laugh! Laughing gets your blood circulating and makes you breathe deeply, and these things are good for your health. Laughing boosts the immune system to help you fight infections. It also stimulates your body to release endorphins which give a feeling of relaxation...

I was wondering 🤔 why music was coming from my printer?...... Apparently, the paperwas jamming! 🤗

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What's the difference between a well-dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? Attire!

"We can do more good by being good...than in any other way." --Rowland Hill (1795-1879) Teacher, inventor, social reformer

A hot bath...is a proven stress reliever. Move around..take a quick trip around your workplace or "around the block". Walk up and down a flight of stairs. Stretch while seated. Take 10 long, deep breaths. Remember, no matter what situation you're "in", you always choose how to respond. 😉

"False beliefs and dogmas are the greatest menace that the human race as to face." --Harry Elmer Barnes (1889-1968) American historian

"What a strange pattern the shuttle of life can weave" --Frances Marion, (1888-1973) Screenwriter, journalist, author

How much does a roof cost? Nothing - it's "on the house!" 🤗

Is this for so many?... "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life...unless I buy something.". -Jackie Mason, comedian.

Also, when they say..."instant credit"... don't they actually mean "instant debt"?

First thing in the morning, stretch your entire body slowly,,...just like a cat or dog does when they get up. This helps to lubricate your joints and gets your muscles ready for activity.