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,"Wisdom only comes by first disciplining temperament so that the mind can seek the truth." -Henry L. Doherty(1870-1939) American businessman

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes... I now have heinzsight! 😀

I found $20 in a parking and thought 🤔...what would Jesus do? So, I turned it into wine.

"Be kind.... For everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -Plato (428-348) Athenian philosopher

The sea is the same for all... But Some find pearls, Some find fishes, Some just find their feet wet, Life is common for all...but We can only get what we try for.

"Bacon, I think this the beginning of a beautiful friendship!"

"To tell you the truth, my dear..I don't give a bacon"

It was said by the in-debt-up-to-his-eyebrows..."I've discovered that credit cards Are nothing but a quick way to boost your yearnings capacity."

"Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born." -Rev. Dr.Dale Turner (1917-2006) Minister and Writer of christian column for The Seattle Times for 21 years.

"Don't let the best you have done so far... be the standard for the rest of your life!" -Gustavus F. Swift (1839-1903) American Business Executive

"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when it's the only one....one has! -Emile-Auguste Chartier (1868-1951) French philosopher and journelist.

Be careful of your thoughts....for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words...for they become your actions. Be Carful of your actions...for they become your habits. Be careful of your habits....for they become your character. Be careful of your character..for your character...

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make ssure that all the furniture in the house is in place! 😉

What do you call a goose on crutches? 🤔 Prop-a-gander. 😀

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -Aristotle (384-322 BC), Greek philosopher

I have been to many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Aparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahlots with someone I've also never been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however been in Sane. The don't have an airport, You have to be driven...

"Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present." -Albert Camus, (1913-1960) French Novelist, Essayist and Playwright, 1957 Nobel Prize for Literature

One smile, can start a friendship One word, can end a fight One look , can save a relationship One person, change your whole life!

According to a Univ. Of Cincinnati study, the annoying songs most likely to "get stuck in your head" are: YMCA by the Village People Kenny Rogers The Gambler The theme from Gilligan's Island The Andy Griffith show theme song And..if you're old enough to remember...The Macarena! Yah!Yah! Yah

Why don't 🐒 monkies play poker in the jungle? Too many chee-tahs! 😀