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  1. Lanolin

    Paperback writer

    uh oh He finds a footprint and starts to think someone else is on the island, but then figures it was just his own. 15 years pass with nobody else in sight. ?! I am sure the survivor tv show was never this long.
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    I have not thought about it but...it only occur to me just now, if Jesus was here on earth right now in the flesh, would I demand that he give me his children? hmmm Be MORE than friends? honestly I have never thought of this idea!
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    I dont mean to change topics midstream but so many men have a strange idea of what friendship means with a woman like how many men think 'friendzone' is something intolerable and that 'just friends' is somehow less important than being married or engaged. Is it because you dont put a ring on a...
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    its cos you treated her as a 'just friend' when you could have had a great friendship, everything you needed but it was ruined be wanting something else. People think relationships are MORE but actually, wouldnt you say they are rather LESS? Because they break and take. Jesus GAVE his life, he...
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    Let’s talk!

    mmm I think the best way to say you are friends with someone is to say 'we are great friends!' not 'just friends' Did Jesus ever say to Mary or Martha 'we are just friends' or his disciples. You guys are just friends. How about Moses or Abraham. God is 'just a friend?'. Dont ever put...
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    The Banned Game

    President Lanolin has just spoken to Peter Jackson and it seems two more King Kong movies are in the pipeline to make it a trilogy, while 'It came From Mosestaria' is being shelved, because of a shortage of suitable extras and props. This is good news though for Shittimstanians looking for...
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    Potato Chips, Chicken McNuggets, and Mac'n'Cheese -- What are Your Favorite Comfort Foods and Routines?

    yes I know but what would you say is worse, mcnuggets or kfc of the two I have never worked in a mcdonalds or a KFC so I'm not au fait with the cooking methods or secret recipes.
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    A Christian Couple is Engaged. One Has an Accident, Leaving Them Partially Paralyzed. Should They Still Marry?

    In the Bible. there was a paralysed man and all his friends helped him see Jesus by lowering him through the roof I dont know if he was married, but I think being married can kind of stop you from having lots of friends, since youd be commited or obligated to spending all your time with just...
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    I dont think its good for coca cola ads to show people with rotten teeth, or you might see beer ads, where they show the bottle or cans of beer but they actually never show people drunk and dead on the road side as a consequence of drinking the stuff. Has to be attractive ya know!
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    A lot of people I know got false teeth in their 30s and 40s because it got too expensive looking after their real ones so they just got them all taken out. However, manintaining false teeth seems like a job in itself as well. In hollywood, child actors will get false teeth. Because their...
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    sign of the times, (and aging population) there are now several beauty shops at the mall, (where I live) one of the newer ones is a cosmetic one where you can go have your face lasered and botoxed. The technicians who work in that one wear scrubs. Its not cheap though plus they get you to go...
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    The Banned Game

    Auckland Zoo said they will consider reinstating the tea parties for apes if Shittimstan gives a sizable donation to the Save the Moa fund. The young moas are saving for their first home (usually a starter tree with a tyre) I heard the chimps high teas were the highlight of everyones lives...
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    Let’s talk!

    I was only ever friends...? as if friendship is somehow lesser than everything else Friendships are important, dont put friendship down There needs to be a book on how you can be friends with more than one person. A lot of children dont understand how that can work. Many seem to think that...
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    Questions For Our Married Friends/People Who Have Experience With Marriage Who Hang Out in Singles

    why would someone who lacks interest, bother posting in a thread they have no interest in? weird, but ok It takes all sorts I guess, I think its a big ask for marrieds to ALWAYS remain interested in each other as not all have absolutely everything in common plus there are other people on the...
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    Questions For Our Married Friends/People Who Have Experience With Marriage Who Hang Out in Singles

    huh some post are so short I just skip them cos they just got nothing worthwhile to say nobody is making fun of you. You on other hand, complain about seouls posts and yet STILL post in seouls thread...I would just call that rude. Do you not stop to think how that makes HER feel?
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    Today I found out...

    Wizz in 'Do NOT open this book' ages. He tells people not to turn the page as he gets older and older. On the very last page *spoiler* I had to glue the paper back on as some kid tried to turn it and ripped the end paper of the book. Otherwise I found out that...the way to get a kid to do...
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    Is this why we have firefighters needing hoses and copious amounts of water....?
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    "Not Physically Attracted Enough" - Vs - "Friendship that Catches Fire"

    I thought about the concept of friendship catching fire But cant say that really translates into anything remotely christian that Ive ever heard of ok Moses saw God in a burning bush but thats cos God wanted his attention Jesus talked about candles not hiding them under bushels but put them on...
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    Let’s talk!

    Its @Ysabel 's thread so she gets to call the shots, I'm sure she can have a deep spiritual conversation with anyone she wants to on here and it wont be misconstrued as flirting.
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    Let’s talk!

    Is really not obvious Women dont really flirt using words Its more like the eyes (which is why you cant really do it online on a forum) Just because someone posts a lot or talks a lot doesnt mean they are flirting, they just blurting stuff out loud, or bantering which is just normal...