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What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull Dozer How do you count cows? With a cow-cu-lator What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed Milk.

I giggled

Child: Dad what's a forklift? Dad: Usually food.

How do farmers party? They Turnip the beets.

How do you repair a pizza? With tomato paste of course. I know, that's cheesy.

I'll just potato into the shallow end to test the waters. Then we can put our melons together to weed out the meatballs. Although the meatballs do add flavor.

Sounds like you're in a jam to decide? Decisions like this can really be the pits. Otherwise life is peachy.

It's a big dill, so let's celery-brate!

We're just letting the good thymes roll.

It's no big dill. In thymes like this, we can all use some sage advice.

That knowledge is very jarring.

I love you all from my head tomatoes.

Let there be Peas on Earth.

I can do this with plant/garden words too lol

Nahhhh July-in'

My Mom didn't graduate either, because she couldn't afford the basics for her classes. That was her biggest regret in life, she once said. She was determined that my brothers and I had a better life than she did, and to her that began with having everything we needed to graduate high school.

My mama was a Southern Baptist Preacher's Daughter. She was wild and crazy and a lot of fun. She didn't force me to go to church, but I had to be out of the house on Sundays, so she could clean. She was strict. But she taught me a lot. Mostly she taught me that I can do anything I set my mind...

Aww you want to die like grandpa, peacefully in your sleep, not like the other passengers in the car. hehee

I stood in the garden early yesterday wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me. I used to make a lot of money clearing leaves from gardens, I was raking it in. What do you call a homeless snail? A slug. Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing. What is...

I love memories like that. My daughter's memories of my late husband were of his history lessons. He would take the place of the main character. He was Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Pocahontas and John Rolf, even Mrs. O'Leary's cow in the great Chicago fire. So many great stories and...