What is the lamest superpower that would help you look cool on a date?

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Sep 6, 2013
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Well, whenever I'm running, I can't help giggling and sometimes even laughing uncontrollably while I'm imagining that I'm launching into the air like a cheetah because I'm a really fast runner. Unfortunately, this is a true story. ROFL!!

Come to think of it, laughing while launching might not make me look too cool. More like bizarre. And it would kinda leave my date behind in the dust. Oh well, it sure is fun to run. La la la!

This is so funny... I do this too, except it's when I'm driving home from an action movie I just saw in a theatre. I always feel like a stunt guy as I drive my car home, and the image of how I must look plays in my head in slow-mo with cool background music. I'm so awesome in my own mind. :cool:
 
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This is so funny... I do this too, except it's when I'm driving home from an action movie I just saw in a theatre. I always feel like a stunt guy as I drive my car home, and the image of how I must look plays in my head in slow-mo with cool background music. I'm so awesome in my own mind. :cool:
I identify with this. Hahaha

Course, you ARE awesome.

and me too
 
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Tintin

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Ooh, I know. Being able to catch the bus you need, no matter how late you're running.
 
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psalm6819

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Does selective hearing count as a super power? I have the astounding ability to not hear pointless requests and/or dumb statements.........................


How come nobodies saying anything????????
 

AsifinPassing

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Did I hear people calling each other and themselves Awesome...?!

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Why, yes, you (and we) are! ...but do you know WHY?! I'll tell you.

It's because God made us, in His own Awesomeness...I mean, Image...which last I checked, means we're awesome, because God doesn't make or do non-Awesome things...so far as I've seen/found at this point in my life. I'm pretty sure it's universally and transcendentally true, too.

So, yes...you're awesome! I thought I'd just chime in and second that. Also...in reference to Grace...what if you just had the ability to slow down time, instead of stopping or reversing it...? Might be good to catch a glass falling off the table or the like...but also means you have to watch things happen excruciatingly slow.

 
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GaryA

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BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me sorry I broke your glasses!
"There's nothing like having the always-amazing comically-confusing mega-amplified fantastic-fun super-duper belch power!"

:)
 
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GaryA

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Does selective hearing count as a super power?
"Naw -- that's just a common every-day run-of-the-mill power. So many on this planet seem to possess it..." ;)

:)
 
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Stevehicle

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Spontaneously spawn a umbrella for when it rains and you have to walk to the car.
 
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jeremyPJ

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the power to know what my date was wanting and be able to deliver. For example, which restaurant, or a special place she likes. To know she would enjoy going there. Something just enough to let us "click" and feel "wow this is cool!"
Hope this makes sense.
 

JonahLynx

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The power to open non-automatic doors as if they were automatic.
 

posthuman

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being able to foretell the future of a movie plot.

so under-appreciated !
 
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ServantStrike

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being able to foretell the future of a movie plot.

so under-appreciated !
IMDB!

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the power to know what my date was wanting and be able to deliver. For example, which restaurant, or a special place she likes. To know she would enjoy going there. Something just enough to let us "click" and feel "wow this is cool!"
Hope this makes sense.
It makes perfect sense.

You're asking for a pretty hefty super power though... I don't see any down sides to it either... other than what if she always wants something that's exactly the opposite of what you want.... then there’s trouble.
 

Fenner

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Running to the door and holding it open for people walking through, Manners Man!
 

Lynx

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I think that superpower is disappearing from the gene pool. Many used to have the gene but it has been bred out over the last few generations.
 

Descyple

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I have the superpower of always forgetting to bring money on a date. It may be lame, but it definitely saves me a lot of cash.

On a completely unrelated note: no woman has ever asked me out for a second date!!!
 
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ServantStrike

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I have the superpower of always forgetting to bring money on a date. It may be lame, but it definitely saves me a lot of cash.

On a completely unrelated note: no woman has ever asked me out for a second date!!!
Come to think of it I don't know that a woman has ever asked me out....

They had better not think about it now though... or I'll be in hot water.