WHO'S DIRT IS IT ANYWAY?

[Wootie]

I heard a really good joke about an athiest and a christian. There was a college professor teaching his class that the earth was created by the big band theory. One of his students disagreed with him and said that God created the earth and everything in it. The professor argued that everything created could have been created by something other than God. This made the student very upset and finally he told the professor that he could prove his point & stood firm in his beliefs. The student said go ahead and try to prove your point professor. The professor started to grab a handful of dirt, when the student quickly stated "NO, NO, GET YOUR OWN DIRT..THAT DIRT BELONGS TO GOD

 

[Harley_Angel]

Lol, I heard one just like it only it was like this:

Two scientists come up to God one day and tell Him, "You know, we are just like you. We figured out how to create man from dirt, you aren't the only one now."

God smiles and says, "Okay, show me, then."

One of the scientists bends over and picks up some dirt and begins to work when God stops him and says, "No, no, no. If you want to do it just like me, get your own dirt."

 

[pickles]

I had heard this as well. Love it!
Thankyou for posting it.
God bless, pickles