Does your toaster fail to pop on time leaving your toast incinerated? Does your car fail to start? Does your computer randomly turn off and send you to strange websites? If so your electrical items are possessed by demons and you need Demon-Purge, a brand new product from the makers of Satan-Away.
Demon-Purge works in the same simple no nonsense easy to use way as Satan-Away, just a simple spray and your items will be free from demons for up to 24 hours. Demon-Purge uses a brand new liquid which will not harm electrical items and is safe to use even when your electrical device is turned on!
Demon-Purge has been blessed by no less than 30 preists and ministers, including our own station superstar Evangelist, Givus Allurcash, giving you the ultimate in Holy Protection and exorcism for your home.
So what are you waiting for? Order some today. Our Born-again operators are ready to take your orders, just dial 666 666 666 with credit cards details at hand and you will soon be experiencing possession free electrical items once again.
Special offer for this week and this week only never to be repeated again, Purchase 5 tins of Demon-Purge for only $100, normally costs $200, so already a 50% saving.
Or for those of you who genuinally have faith in our products, you can purchase 1,000 tins for just $10,000 in 12 monthly installments. If you can pay $10,000 immediatly then we will give you an extra 250 tins for FREE..
Thats not were the amazing deals end, existing customers who purchase Satan-Away can enjoy an extra 10% discount, regardless of the size of your Satan-Away order.
Dont take just our word for it, here is what one satisfied customer Mrs I V Beandon said about Demon-Purge.
"Thanks to Demon-Purge my marriage has been saved and my kids spared prison. Our computers were posessed by demons. Demons would be putting porn up on my husbands computer whenven I walked in the room, he swears he never looked at that and it just appeared at random, but thanks to Demon-Purge my husband no longer is plagued by demons looking at porn. My kids were spared prison for illegally downloading over a million music tracks and movies, but since the court appearance I have been using Demon-Purge on their laptops and the problems dissapeared over night. I just dont know where I would be without Demon-Purge."
So please call today for your order of Demon-Purge, our operators are ready to save you from your demon possessed equipment. Heres the number to dial again, 666 666 666.
SPECIAL OFFER FOR CATHOLICS!
We understand your needs! For a short time only we offer an Exclusive Catholic version of Demon-Purge, A double strength, longer lasting product which has only been blessed by not one, not two but THREE, , YES Three ex members of the International Association of Exorcists. As a result this product is 100% Endorsed by Rome, but with such an amazing power and endorsement, our Demon-Purge for Catholics comes at a premium price, but one I am sure you will be willing to pay, at just double the price. 50% of profits will be donated to Rome to continue the fight of exorcism around the world. I
For the first 5,000 people placing orders for 1000 bottles, you will be rewarded with a Limited Edition bottle designs, Ten each of 100 different bottles depicting the most popular and top saints, including the Blessed Holy Mother. These bottles stand 6 inches tall and are beautifully crafted in the latest plastics design technology and processes. Once your bottle is empty, they make perfect statues to grace anyone's home.
So dial 666 666 666 and ask for Double Strength Catholic Demon-Purge today.
Disclaimer:
Demon-Purge only works on genuine believers who have demonstrated enough faith and beleif. Any demons which are not delivered from your life is down to your unbelief and lack of faith and has nothing to do with our product failing.
