There was a certain woman, who had a guy who was trying to help her understand, and the same was accused of
having bad doctrine. And she posted back to him, and said: "How is it I hear these things from thee? Give a further account,
because all you have said thus far I disagree with."
Then the (very wise) guy said within himself - "What more can I say", "Shall I appease her, thus aswaging her wrath,
and be accepted; or shall I continue to tell her the truth?" Then he thought within himself and said - "I know what I will do, I will sell all the
predetermined thoughts I have, and wind up with fluff, that shall appease her." So he went into the market place of ideas, and sold all he had,
and came up with some phoney-baloney rapture doctrine. And he came back and presented it to her. And she accepted it.
And rewarded him handsomely. - And made one of his posts her byline. - - - - So learn the parable of the unjust 'paradise' teacher, if your words are not at first accepted, change them until they are.
Then there was a fat man on a motorized scooter, and it tipped over while he was shopping, somewhere between the potato chips and the cottage cheese; then he looked up to the store manager and said - help me! For I am tipped over; and I have four brothers who are fatter than I, and surely the same thing will happen to them! Please send a stockboy to warn them! But the store manager answered him "Nay, for you in your motorized scooter reached for the Lay's on the top shelf out of your good pleasure, and have fallen by your own weight. - - - Verily I say unto you, if you have tipped over reaching for the Lay's potato chips surely they will also....seeing there is such a gulf between you and the potato chips. And if they reach for the potato chips on the upper shelf as you, they will tip over also, even if a stockboy warns them. "
I see what you mean about these parables,....... just tales told out of school.
having bad doctrine. And she posted back to him, and said: "How is it I hear these things from thee? Give a further account,
because all you have said thus far I disagree with."
Then the (very wise) guy said within himself - "What more can I say", "Shall I appease her, thus aswaging her wrath,
and be accepted; or shall I continue to tell her the truth?" Then he thought within himself and said - "I know what I will do, I will sell all the
predetermined thoughts I have, and wind up with fluff, that shall appease her." So he went into the market place of ideas, and sold all he had,
and came up with some phoney-baloney rapture doctrine. And he came back and presented it to her. And she accepted it.
And rewarded him handsomely. - And made one of his posts her byline. - - - - So learn the parable of the unjust 'paradise' teacher, if your words are not at first accepted, change them until they are.
Then there was a fat man on a motorized scooter, and it tipped over while he was shopping, somewhere between the potato chips and the cottage cheese; then he looked up to the store manager and said - help me! For I am tipped over; and I have four brothers who are fatter than I, and surely the same thing will happen to them! Please send a stockboy to warn them! But the store manager answered him "Nay, for you in your motorized scooter reached for the Lay's on the top shelf out of your good pleasure, and have fallen by your own weight. - - - Verily I say unto you, if you have tipped over reaching for the Lay's potato chips surely they will also....seeing there is such a gulf between you and the potato chips. And if they reach for the potato chips on the upper shelf as you, they will tip over also, even if a stockboy warns them. "
I see what you mean about these parables,....... just tales told out of school.