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SarahM777

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JesusIsAll said:
You must live by every word which proceedeth from my keyboard, and obey the gospel of me, myself and I, though you will fall short of my perfection and most likely be damned, anyway. There is some hope, as long as you eschew such doctrines as OSAS, in favor of my doctrine of OSQL, or "once saved, quickly lost." Remember, doubt cometh by hearing my word.
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Are you related to the Sirk now? :p

AGGGGHHHH Now there's three of you running around on here. :p
 
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Angela53510 said:
I can't believe I come to CC and find such an eisegetically wrong thread as this! According to the rules of Internet Interpretation, parapsychology and psychotherapy, deletion is a negative word, which is simply not endorsed by any major pseudo-theological presuppositional premise.

"God will DELETE his name from the records." Deut. 29: somewhere between verses 14-21 The Message
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If God deletes His name what will we call Him?
 
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SarahM777 said:

Are you related to the Sirk now? :p

AGGGGHHHH Now there's three of you running around on here. :p
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Yes, I am the son of Sirk, perfect in all ways, come to remind you miserable lost dogs that you have one foot in hell, because of your sin, while I merely stumble. My body is of incorruptible corruption, of the blessed doctrine of oxymoronosis.

Son of Sirk now says SILENCE! As I contemplate the thin air where we of forum holiness dwellest...
 
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Viligant_Warrior said:
Then how did I get locked in the trunk?

Something doesn't add up here ...

Oh, wait ... look ...



They got Crossnote trying to escape.

By the way, if anyone does any "evaluating" it will be me.
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Again, first you confuse a Minivan for a Mustang and now you confuse you for me. MEDICS!!!
 
SarahM777

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JesusIsAll said:
Yes, I am the son of Sirk, perfect in all ways, come to remind you miserable lost dogs that you have one foot in hell, because of your sin, while I merely stumble. My body is of incorruptible corruption, of the blessed doctrine of oxymoronosis.

Son of Sirk now says SILENCE! As I contemplate the thin air where we of forum holiness dwellest...
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This blond asks once again what do you mean by the word silence? Silence this blond understands not. What doth though meanith by this word silence?

This blond gives an editorial comment.

This blond takes fingers,sticks in ear,wiggles fingers,sticks out tongue PPPPHHHHTTTTT. :p
 
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SarahM777 said:
This blond asks once again what do you mean by the word silence? Silence this blond understands not. What doth though meanith by this word silence?

This blond gives an editorial comment.

This blond takes fingers,sticks in ear,wiggles fingers,sticks out tongue PPPPHHHHTTTTT. :p
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Silence is not intended for the blond, who understands not. Silence is neither intended for the woman, none of whom will go to heaven, as scripture proves,

Revelation 8:1 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
 
blue_ladybug

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JesusIsAll said:
Yes, I am the son of Sirk, perfect in all ways, come to remind you miserable lost dogs that you have one foot in hell, because of your sin, while I merely stumble. My body is of incorruptible corruption, of the blessed doctrine of oxymoronosis.

Son of Sirk now says SILENCE! As I contemplate the thin air where we of forum holiness dwellest...
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1.) The son of Sirk? Great, just what we need, another mouthy, arrogant and cocky thinks-he-knows-it-all.. ;)

2.) Incorruptible corruption? Oh puhleeze..if something is corrupted, how can it be incorruptible? :confused:

3.) Who are you calling a dog? I'll have you know I'm a ladybug, tyvm!! :eek: And a magic one, so watch it or I'll turn you into a wart hog. :p

4.) I have no idea what Angela means by "eisegetically." :(


sigh..


:)
 
blue_ladybug

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JesusIsAll said:
Blasphemer! Writing the holy name can never be forgiven!
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​I like the title of "beautiful, magical blue bug." Calling me by any other title is forbidden, and punishable by law.. ;)
 
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blue_ladybug said:
Who are you calling a dog? I'll have you know I'm a ladybug, tyvm!! :eek: And a magic one, so watch it or I'll turn you into a wart hog. :p
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That would just make me a wart hog holier than thou, a wart of that sort.

blue_ladybug said:
I have no idea what Angela means by "eisegetically." :(
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Well, it can't be called exegesis around here. Does somebody got ta' 'splain everything to you, Bugmeister?
 
melita916

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are there any cookies in here? no?

*leaves*

:)
 
SarahM777

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JesusIsAll said:

Silence is not intended for the blond, who understands not. Silence is neither intended for the woman, none of whom will go to heaven, as scripture proves,

Revelation 8:1 And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.
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OH OH, Are you really sure you want to go there? :confused:

You mean some one will finally answer that telephone that keeps going off in my head? :D
Pesky thing never hangs up. :p
 
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SarahM777 said:
OH OH, Are you really sure you want to go there? :confused:
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Reading some of the stuff around here, it does raise the question as to whether there are gated communities in heaven?
 
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