The Young People's Thread

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If you are under fifty years of age, what sort of pranks do you think we should play on the old folks? ;)
 
Descyple

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PopClick said:
If you are under fifty years of age, what sort of pranks do you think we should play on the old folks? ;)
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1. Lets replace their denture cream with super-stick glue.

2. Lets tell them they will no longer be receiving senior's discounts at Bob's Big Boy restaurants.

3. And lets tell them that Bingo is now illegal.
 
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3. And lets tell them that Bingo is now illegal.
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That might be too far.
 
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Senior's are addicted to Bingo and they need help. Tough love Jimmydiggs, tough love - lol.
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When grandma cries, and wheels herself off a cliff... it'll be your fault.
 
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Do you really think that outlawing bingo will make those scofflaws stop playing it?
 
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jimmydiggs said:
When grandma cries, and wheels herself off a cliff... it'll be your fault.
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Then that will be another thing we do for senior's - we will put mandatory speed limits on their wheelchairs, and also make them remote controlled, so as they head towards the cliff, we will have plenty of time to remotely turn their wheelchairs around and head them back towards the senior's home!!!
 
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PopClick said:
Do you really think that outlawing bingo will make those scofflaws stop playing it?
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Once they find out that the penalty for playing illegal Bingo is that they will never be allowed to watch the movie "Cocoon" again, they will obey. THEY WILL OBEY!!!
 
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Descyple said:
Then that will be another thing we do for senior's - we will put mandatory speed limits on their wheelchairs, and also make them remote controlled, so as they head towards the cliff, we will have plenty of time to remotely turn their wheelchairs around and head them back towards the senior's home!!!
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That's what it's all about. It's just a giant conspiracy with the goal of you having control of all the remote controlled wheel chairs. I know, I saw it on that zeitgeist film.
 
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jimmydiggs said:
That's what it's all about. It's just a giant conspiracy with the goal of you having control of all the remote controlled wheel chairs. I know, I saw it on that zeitgeist film.
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Hey, just because I was one of the producers for the film, that doesn't prove anything!!!

And it is also a coincidence that I make senior's refer to me as Zeigie!!! - lol.
 
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They've made me an honorary old person, so I can be a double-agent. I'll gather intel about the time and location of all of their bingo games. Then we'll rig the outcome.
 
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PopClick said:
They've made me an honorary old person, so I can be a double-agent. I'll gather intel about the time and location of all of their bingo games. Then we'll rig the outcome.
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They all believe Susan is cheating. She has won the last thirteen rounds. You might be able to use that to divide and conquer.
 
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PopClick said:
They've made me an honorary old person, so I can be a double-agent. I'll gather intel about the time and location of all of their bingo games. Then we'll rig the outcome.
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Popclick, I am sure you will make a fine officer and serve the "League of Youthful Resistance" well (that is until you become a senior yourself, then we will have to "discharge" you!!!). But you're young, so we won't have to discuss that for a while.

Now off to the Bingo Hall. And try to get close to Mrs. Mayberry (I heard she is the ring leader of the underground black market Bingo community. If we take her down, the rest will fall like dominoes!!!)
 
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jimmydiggs said:
They all believe Susan is cheating. She has won the last thirteen rounds. You might be able to use that to divide and conquer.
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Susan is Mrs. Mayberry's codename (you read my mind Jimmy - lol.)
 
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They look so sweet and innocent, but if they find out what I'm up to, they'll put poison in my Ensure.
 
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PopClick said:
They look so sweet and innocent, but if they find out what I'm up to, they'll put poison in my Ensure.
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They are as sweet and innocent looking, but as deadly as a Venus Flytrap!!!

Watch your drink around them Popclick. Don't ever put it down anywhere (not even to yell out "BINGO")
 
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I accidentally used a slang word, and I think they're starting to suspect that I'm not actually old! :eek:
 
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I accidentally used a slang word, and I think they're starting to suspect that I'm not actually old! :eek:
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How bad was it? Please don't tell me you told someone they had swagger, because that would probably make it obvious you're undercover.
 
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jimmydiggs said:
How bad was it? Please don't tell me you told someone they had swagger, because that would probably make it obvious you're undercover.
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I said the fruit punch was "janked". Though now that I think about it, it may not have been fruit punch.
 
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Any of you youngins' want to join me and the missus for a round of bingo ?
 

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