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jaylynn83

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I heard that the infestation of chickens comes from canada........... along with rabies...... Dont most canadians have that anyways
 
jaylynn83

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I dont like the number seven... i much prefer 8 or even 9
 
Relient_Hawk

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jaylynn83 said:
I heard that the infestation of chickens comes from canada........... along with rabies...... Dont most canadians have that anyways
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Nope chickens came from U.S.A we brought beavers (oh so cute!) Canada's only flaw is Celine Dion. For which we are truly sorry
 
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Relient_Hawk said:
Nope chickens came from U.S.A we brought beavers (oh so cute!) Canada's only flaw is Celine Dion. For which we are truly sorry
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The least of your worries is celine dion! What about canadians *throws up* I wonder if its contageous!!
 
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And for the record........... I HEART CELINE DION.................. CAUSE IM YOOOURR LAAAAAAADDDYYYYY AND YOOOU AAAAAAAARE MY MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN ......................................... dont hate!
 
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jaylynn83 said:
The least of your worries is celine dion! What about canadians *throws up* I wonder if its contageous!!
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If you touched by a Canadian when the moon is full you'll turn into one for the night. Beware *makes ghosts whoo noise* Haha I actually don't mind Celine Dion but she is the butt of all jokes here I don't know why though
 
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I dont know which is worse..... turning into a canadian..... or having been one for 17 years! Why in the world would the lovely celine dion be the butt of anyones jokes!!!! ohhh i looove her
 
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Cup-of-Ruin said:
- Israel was to have a new land other than Canaan Land. 2 Samuel 7:10

- Israel was to have a land of unwalled villages and towns without wasll, bars or gates to enclose them. Ezekiel 38:11

- Israel's land was described as being a "camp of saints" and a "beloved city" by Jesus Christ.

- Israel was to have a new religion and be saved by the Lord. Jeremiah 31:7, 31:31-37

- Israel was to be blind for the most part to her identity as Israel. Isaiah 42:16-19

- Israel was to be called by a new name. Isaiah 62:1-2

- Israel was to carry the gospel of the Lord to all the world. Isaiah 49:3-6

- Israel were to have a new covenant not like Mosaic covenant and to bear the name of the Lord. Hebrews 8:9

The only people that fit the Biblical description as the House of Israel which are a people and not a geographical location are the people who have God's Name, and His name is Christ, you do not have the father unless you have the Son who has recieved the Name which is above all other Names and the only name given by which man can be saved, the House of Israel is made up entirely of Christians - Christ-sons, we bear His Name as the House of Israel and are in covenant with God as per Hebrews 8:8-12.
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yeah it is called NEW JERUSALEM
 
jaylynn83

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Are you sure its not called NEW JERSEY
 
Relient_Hawk

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Oh no you didn't *snaps fingers in z pattern* I would suggest buying a load of blubber (for food of course) a dog sled, and some insurance for when your igloo melts due to global warming because I officially internet punched you so your now a Canadian whenever the moon is full. ;) Celine is not be favorite by any means but she's alright she has a great sense of humour though
 
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OHH YES I DID *snaps fingers in an Q patern* Ive never been punched by a canadian...... im guessing its similar to being punched by a moose......
lol shes the butt of alot of jokes here to..... especially ones about her marrying her dad
 
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Relient_Hawk said:
If this was facebook and it had the "like" button thing I totally would of clicked it for that post. That was awesome
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hahah WHYYY thank you!!!!!!! we do have something similar though.... its called rep points... when you like what someone says... you go by there post where it says rep and you click on it and put either approve or dissaprove........
 
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Oh ya their age difference is creepy I think he's actually 3 years older then her dad. Being punched by a Canadian is like being bitten by a beaver at first you think it's cute but then suddenly you knocked out on the way to the hospital missing half you hand
 
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jaylynn83 said:
hahah WHYYY thank you!!!!!!! we do have something similar though.... its called rep points... when you like what someone says... you go by there post where it says rep and you click on it and put either approve or dissaprove........
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I do not see this rep you speak of maybe it's my untrained Canadian eyes
 
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soooooooooo i take it missing half my hand is a bad thing?????? silly girl canadians dont have hands they have hooves!
 
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Relient_Hawk said:
I do not see this rep you speak of maybe it's my untrained Canadian eyes
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If you were american (which equals being intelligent and having 20/20 vision) you would be able to see it.... its at the corner of this post here...
 
jaylynn83

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yaaaaaaaaay.......... thats one point for canada....... and 1,000,000,000 for the u.s.
 
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