wolves in sheeps clothing

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eternally-gratefull

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i agree EG.

i think i'll go fast and pray and come here and talk about it.

will you respect me more? will that make me religious?

all comfy cozy, going fishing and working out. preaching perfection and obedience. i wonder how they do it? is the Law that easy?

CRUCIFYING THEMSELVES - i wonder why Jesus had to bother?
Don't forget to tithe, and stand out on the street corner and cry out "Thank God I am not like the lowly sinner" You don't want to miss anything !! Oh and when you pray. Make sure your prayer lasts about 15 minutes so no one else has time to pray. And you can prove how holy you are!!
 
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Speaking of which ....... I'm looking for somebody to drive that last nail thru my hand.......after which I'll be able to hang here and suffer ........just like Christ did :eek:
I'm available for self crucifixtions thursdayz and saturday afternoons.

I deny myself fridays.
 

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Don't forget to tithe, and stand out on the street corner and cry out "Thank God I am not like the lowly sinner" You don't want to miss anything !! Oh and when you pray. Make sure your prayer lasts about 15 minutes so no one else has time to pray. And you can prove how holy you are!!
right!
i'll count the mint if you count the cummin.
and i need to wash my hands 8 times a day.

and SUFFER EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.

no joy. no gratitude. JUST FEAR. and condemnation. DAILY. that means i'm saved.
 
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eternally-gratefull

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Speaking of which ....... I'm looking for somebody to drive that last nail thru my hand.......after which I'll be able to hang here and suffer ........just like Christ did :eek:
I am begining to understand why the jews picked barnabas. I means he was fighting for them against those evil romans. Jesus just wanted to hang out with those nasty sinners!
 
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eternally-gratefull

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right!
i'll count the mint if you count the cummin.
and i need to wash my hands 8 times a day.

and SUFFER EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY.

no joy. no gratitude. JUST FEAR. and condemnation. DAILY. that means i'm saved.
I heard those bed of nails are prety cheap now adays. maybe we can find a two for one deal and get us both one so we can both suffer! don't want to have peace at night, might miss out!!
 

zone

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I am begining to understand why the jews picked barrabbas. I means he was fighting for them against those evil romans. Jesus just wanted to hang out with those nasty sinners!

hey! Lou Engle says we need to take the church and the world by force.
Barrabbas might be a good choice.
we have plenty to choose from.

what's killing a few gays in Jesus Name? He'll like it.
 

zone

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I heard those bed of nails are prety cheap now adays. maybe we can find a two for one deal and get us both one so we can both suffer! don't want to have peace at night, might miss out!!
ya.
Luther should have stayed in the monastary listening to satan condemn him day and night.
peace? joy? FOR WHAT?
 
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eternally-gratefull

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hey! Lou Engle says we need to take the church and the world by force.
Barrabbas might be a good choice.
we have plenty to choose from.

what's killing a few gays in Jesus Name? He'll like it.
Yeah. God never said force anyone to do anything. And the church was to be a light. not an iron fist. Maybe Barabbus did have it right. and we need to follow the catholic lead and enforce the church on everyone by fear of death!
 

zone

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Yeah. God never said force anyone to do anything. And the church was to be a light. not an iron fist. Maybe Barabbus did have it right. and we need to follow the catholic lead and enforce the church on everyone by fear of death!
well, the NAR is the fastest growing movement right now.
they're cranking out thousands of anointed prophets daily.
and they all say the same thing.

take the kingdom by force (only the manifest Sons of God perfected in the flesh get to lead tho)

hmmm...why not.
waiting patiently and being at peace and having faith aint working
 
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eternally-gratefull

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well, the NAR is the fastest growing movement right now.
they're cranking out thousands of anointed prophets daily.
and they all say the same thing.

take the kingdom by force (only the manifest Sons of God perfected in the flesh get to lead tho)

hmmm...why not.
waiting patiently and being at peace and having faith aint working
I always wanted to be a prophet. Maybe I can join them??!!

Lets take the world by force. No one should have a choice. Free will is just a bad thing!
 

zone

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I always wanted to be a prophet. Maybe I can join them??!!

Lets take the world by force. No one should have a choice. Free will is just a bad thing!
well, apparently the gospel is about fear and suffering and condemnation.
so, i'm open.

my way isn't working apparently because i was rescued from hell and translated to the eternal kingdom, but left here to try to say how that happened.

but, i don't speak in unintelligable noises, so i was wrong. people keep telling me CESSATIONISM is of the devil. the church had it worng for 1900 years EG....the foundation wasn't laid once.

i want to fall over backwards and talk about going to Kathryn Khulmann's grave for her anointing.
i can get really rich doing it because evangelicals love that.

we could start a company. call it STRANGE FIRE.

tell people they need a Second Baptism (they'll never know...they don't read the Bible anyways).
 
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AnandaHya

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mmm so we have three members of the Tongue-in-Cheek brigade, wonder how many more recruits and straw men we'll see today....

 
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pffftt...the fallacy cop act is getting REAL old.
 
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AnandaHya

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so are the logical fallacies, personal attacks and taking the focus off of JESUS and the BIBLE and engaging in such activities instead of discussing scripture in what is nominally called a Bible discussion forum.

want to get back on track and actually discuss the Bible and what God is saying to us through His Holy Word?

Matthew 10:16
New King James Version (NKJV)
16 “Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves. Therefore be wise as serpents and harmless as doves.


so what do YOU think it means when God tells us to be as WISE as serpents but as Harmless as doves?

what do those two animals represent?
 
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15If ye love me, keep my commandments.

If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him. 24He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father’s which sent me.

If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father’s commandments, and abide in his love.

27Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

3And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
4He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
5But whoso keepeth his word, in him verily is the love of God perfected: hereby know we that we are in him.

For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous. 4For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith.

24Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, 25To the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

For the last time we are NOT the ones that will keep us from FALLING HE IS!
Lord Jesus I believe YOU! You are able to keep me from falling, AMEN!
 
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Ananda, a serpant is wise , becasue he is very sensitive to big things approaching and he makes way before confrontation...
And a dove in confrontation is really not much of a fight! Even in confrontation a dove is harmless... It is the only animal I know that never fights back.
 
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Abiding did I slip in here? You seem to have a bit more peace, Good my friend.
 
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Tobby17

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This is indeed funny.. I'm sure you all enjoyed ur long conversations.. Zone, EG, Unclefester..

oops.. sorry if i'm interrupting.

bye! *WALKS QUIETLY BACK*

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