Thank you oh lord for all the things you have created on this day.
Thank you for all those people in the western world who live in peace and happiness in your name. Thank you of course for your influence an wisdom, for influencing every peadophile priest who removes childhood innocence in your name, for every african gunman who crucifies women and children in your name, for every earthquake, tidal wave and natural 'act of god' which has ruined countless faithful lives. Thank you God, creator of all, for creating the devil, your perfect scapegoat when your cruelty is favourable for you over love, and for creating the military faith in your son which will blindly ignore all of this! For every crazed gunman, for every rapist, thank you our god. For every sub division of your faith which has resulted in mindless bloodshed, and for putting all of your wisdom in a book and influencing all those people throughout history who have changed it to fit their and of course your will.
Amen