I'd like to be your friend ....but do you want to my friend?
You have to be my friend first. Then I will know that you are serious about being my friend. And you can't just be a fair-weather friend. You have to be an inclement weather friend as well....possibly even a hurricane friend and not just a light rain type of friend. There will probably be some high winds and fog and maybe even a tornado or a micro burst. Possibly even a prairie or forest fire. Are you up for it? Lol