Today is opposite day!

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Mar 2, 2016
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So we get to state the opposite of our views. The interesting thing about opposite day is that you are supposed to do the opposite of what you are supposed to do so that could mean that you are stating the opposite of your opposite view.

I think Hillary is really cool. And we should elect her because she is so hip and has such a deep nuanced understanding of how the geopolitical world works. She has a firm grasp on how to operate the military being a former sec of state. She has healthcare experience and was a total visionary 20 or so years ago when she brilliantly attempted to wrest control of 1/7th of our economy via her genius health care initiative.

Anyone who disagrees with me is probably a woman racist and just hates Hillary because they know she is cool. When she barks like a dog or goes off on hacking fit she even keeps her cool. She is a faithful wife and mother to Bill and Chelsea. I can't wait for Chelsea to be president someday.
 

blue_ladybug

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Elvis is not dead. I don't believe he's dead. I think he's the head of the CIA.. ;) Anyone who thinks Elvis is dead is a total fruitcake..
 
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May your days be short, and your hardships many. :cool:
 

tourist

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Elvis is not dead. I don't believe he's dead. I think he's the head of the CIA.. ;) Anyone who thinks Elvis is dead is a total fruitcake..

There's a pretty little thing, waiting for the King, down in the jungle room.
 
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Everyone on this forum is reasonable.
 
Mar 2, 2016
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Of course he isn't dead. He worked for the cia but he retired when they deaded him. He now works in a pet store in northern Wisconsin that is a front company for nasa who helps to make fake space station videos and in between time he sells spy goldfish to unsuspecting children and they put out mind control radio waves and listen to conversations.
 
Apr 11, 2016
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Grade school opposite day? This is news? Oky dokey!
Ok heres my opposite diagnosis:
It seems that everyone on this site is sane................:p
 
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BrotherJustin

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Grade school opposite day? This is news? Oky dokey!
Ok heres my opposite diagnosis:
It seems that everyone on this site is sane................:p
You and Willie-T should definitely NOT hangout.
 
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Grade school opposite day? This is news? Oky dokey!
Ok heres my opposite diagnosis:
It seems that everyone on this site is sane................:p
Well I think you're dumb. Lol. You're probably not even a real person. I think that you have to be charged up at night and that you're allergic to carpet. Lol
 
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Well I think you're dumb. Lol. You're probably not even a real person. I think that you have to be charged up at night and that you're allergic to carpet. Lol
HAHAHAHA
nanananabooboo:D
 
Mar 2, 2016
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I secretly don't like to tease people and make fun of them in a brotherly kind of way. I think 99% of people have bad intentions and that no one wants to have any significance whatsoever in life.
 
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I never express my opinion and I am so easy to get along with, that folks line up to rep me

whaaaaa?
 
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BrotherJustin

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I secretly don't like to tease people and make fun of them in a brotherly kind of way. I think 99% of people have bad intentions and that no one wants to have any significance whatsoever in life.
:) I don't like you Sirk. Not one bit!
 
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I'm probably the smartest person on this forum. The mods send me private emails all the time telling me to keep making everyone look stupid like I do....they tell me that I need to let my light really shine and not hide it under a lampshade.
 
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:) I don't like you Sirk. Not one bit!
I don't like you either. I think anyone who tries to grow a pot plant in their hands has way too much time on their hands.....and how do you turn the faucet on to water that thing?