Cheer up m8 oneliners

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HoneyDew

HoneyDew

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Oooops, this is a cheer up oneliner thread....LOL sorry:D
 
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crosstweed

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"I'd love to engage you in a battle of wits, but I don't attack unarmed people."

xD I've loved that one since the first time I heard it, but I never say it because of how arrogant it sounds.
 
GrumpyCrumpet

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"If you were any more dense, light would bend around you"

"Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."

"Someday I want to be the type of person my dog thinks I am."

"Politicians are like diapers - both should be changed frequently - Mark Twain"
 
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coby2

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crosstweed said:
"I'd love to engage you in a battle of wits, but I don't attack unarmed people."

xD I've loved that one since the first time I heard it, but I never say it because of how arrogant it sounds.
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hahahahahahaha love that kind of arrogance.
 
Utah

Utah

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She has a butter face.

Her body is nice, but her face . . .
 
HoneyDew

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
 
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AuntieAnt

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Cheer up, Mate!

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HoneyDew

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember the fire department usually uses water.
 
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AuntieAnt

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The weekend is coming!

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AuntieAnt

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Remember this....

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HoneyDew

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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next". So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
 
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AuntieAnt

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Cheer up, mate!
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KITTENS!!! That's all.:eek:
 
Utah

Utah

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What are you going to use for a face now that the baboon wants its buttocks back?
 
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coby2

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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
 
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AuntieAnt

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IT COULD BE WORSE...........

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HoneyDew

HoneyDew

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
 
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