Cheer up m8 oneliners

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Stephen63

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Because light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright 'till you hear them speak.
 
Stephen63

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It's amazing how one careless match can start a forest fire when you can't start a grill with a whole box of 'em.
 
Stephen63

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We don't need gun control..... what we really need is idiot control.
 
Stephen63

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
 
Stephen63

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kleptomaniacs take things literally
 
Sirk

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Did your parents have any kids that lived?

I know...it's kinda mean. :)
 
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coby2

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Tell me about the accident.
What accident?
You don't want to tell me you were born with that face.

That was a joke from my ex, he was a real flatterer.
 
Stephen63

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If you want a crash course in self defense, walk into a spider web..... you'll become an instant karate master.
 
Stephen63

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Do you know why it's impossible to solve a redneck murder? All the DNA matches & there's no dental records.
 
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When people are always trying expose what's wrong with you, it's because they can't handle what's right about you.
 
Stephen63

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Of course I talk to myself..... sometimes I need expert advice!
 
Stephen63

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Not all women are crazy..... some are dead.
 
Stephen63

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A homeless man said he hadn't had a bite in days..... so I bit him.
 
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The real secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
 
AsifinPassing

AsifinPassing

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Hey, cheer up. Things could always be worse, and if they can't get any worse...that means they can only get better. ^_~

*I like to think of this like optimistic pessimism or visa versa. Kinda like the theory of superluminal travel as a time paradox... (Lay person's terms, if you move fast enough forward in time, you'll begin to travel backward in time if surpassing the greatest speed barrier...the speed of light...) ...if you always look for a way things could be worse, then your present circumstance doesn't seem so bad. If it is the worst it can possibly be, then cheer up, because it can't get any worse.*
 
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coby2

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Food is no good?
The kids in Africa have nothing to eat.

In the war they were happy with that food.
Yes but then it was still fresh.
 
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