Cheer up m8 oneliners

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Lynx

Lynx

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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Don't you hate it when a guy answers his own questions? I know I do.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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I'm just saying there's no equality, that's all... not once has any woman left the toilet seat UP for a man!
 
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coby2

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Lynx said:
I'm just saying there's no equality, that's all... not once has any woman left the toilet seat UP for a man!
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Ehmm well to be serious, I always did. I got comments when the toilet seat was down, not kidding.
 
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Lynx

Lynx

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Really? Maybe it's just an american thing then... The stereotype here is the wife gets really upset if the husband forgets to put the toilet seat down.
 
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coby2

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Lynx said:
Really? Maybe it's just an american thing then... The stereotype here is the wife gets really upset if the husband forgets to put the toilet seat down.
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Yes here too, but that was an exception to the rule. It never made sense to me, so most of the time I just let it down.
When I was a kid sometimes someone would put that extra thing down and then someone else in a hurry or sleepy didn't look. Now that was annoying.
 
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coby2

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Here in some toilets you have signs with: Men put the toilet seat up, because women like to sit dry. My ex always said it had to be up in case men visited, so it wouldn't become a mess. Maybe he was right if they have those signs.
 
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Ultimatum77

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Your guys toilet seat comments are so true but funny to read on a thread. Lol, coby that's the first time I've heard of a dude getting mad about a toilet seat...mostly I hear women complain about it but rarely dudes maybe cause dudes aren't vocal and just groan while putting the seat up? lol......interesting discussion here....
 
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coby2

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In Dutch the not so decent word used for complaining and nagging is the same that's used for peeing. So if someone complains about toilet seats you simply say: stop peeing.
 
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