I am assuming that gas already in the tank is excluded from the $28, also assuming that stuff that is in my deep freeze as of right now is also a "freebie".
I'd take a wild horse on a driving tour of the metro, starting about 10am. We'd dine well for lunch at Lee's Sandwiches on $9 (seriously), after a stroll though the largest Asian market in town.
Then, we would swing by my house to put some dead animal bits I already own into my smoker for later. Next it's off to the lake to meet up with friends of mine for about 4 hours of wake boarding lessons. They are always looking for someone to teach. I'd drop her at a female friend's place monetarily to shower & put on some comfy shoes and clothes that breathe well, I'd go do the same at my place. We'd then dine on slow smoked goodness, while cruising Route 66 out to Arcadia. We'd pick up sodas @ Pop's ($3, no caffeine in mine) with the nifty bottles as the souvenirs. Then it would be off to a night of Contra dancing! $16 would get us in the door, and there's all the free snacks & lemonade we need... but who is slowing down for that, really. I'd dance Every dance, some with her, but other times would get a more seasoned dancer to partner with her. By the time the night was winding down, she would know what she was doing and we'd savor the last few dances. Maybe we'd get lucky enough to end the night with a waltz. On the way to the car, I would pick a flower. I would place it in her now empty Soda Vase that awaited us in the cup holder of my lil car.
I would end the date by dropping her off where she was staying while in town.... politely walking her to the door, then awkwardly squeeze her hand, smile shyly and run to the car... because even after a day with her, I'd still be too nervous to even try to give her a hug.
I'd expect to not hear for her ever again, and would go home and camp out on the internet until I nodded off in my chair, then wake up and fold some laundry in the middle of the night (cause that's just how I roll), shower again (got sweaty dancing), and go back to bed.
...but this is all hypothetical because of two reasons. The most obvious of which is that I cannot go out on a date.also, I don't think Mustang would go out on a date with me
