The order of the rules is nonsensical, since 2-7 are stipulated by the conditions set in rules 1 and 8. Therefore, I am shifting rule 8. I am also shifting rule 5 because my idea is slightly dictated on what I think said person would enjoy.
1. Haven't seen this one yet.
5. A particular woman on the other side of Texas, because I think she'd enjoy this activity.
8. $27 worth of fuel, either in the tank of my Miata or her Mustang. (It'll last longer in the Miata, but it's easier to do donuts in the Pony. $1 for a scrunchie, especially since I'd drop the top on the Miata.
2. First, a gas station for the fuel and the scrunchie. Then, a twisty road. Maybe the Tail of the Dragon, or the Pacific Coastal Highway. After that, either a deserted parking lot with no lamp posts or a large, flat expanse of crusty desert.
3. The scrunchie for her. For me, I need no such sentimental things.
4. The twisty mountain road at 9/10ths. When we get to the last gallon or so of gas, parking lot/desert for dessert...DONUTS.
6. The scrunchie.
7. A Matt Kenseth-style burnout that literally leaves flaming tracks of rubber on the pavement. (He actually did this once. I want to say it was at Michigan like, six or seven years ago.)
Not the type of cheap date that ANYONE would enjoy. But someone already stole picnic lunch.
