"Praise the Lord, I can't have kids" --or-- "Praise the Lord; I can't have kids" --or-- "Praise the Lord. I can't have kids."
An English professor wrote these words - "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Punctuation is everything