Corrupting Conservative Christian Men and Thinking about Pizza...

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Shannon50

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This sounds like an odd thread, I know-- but for some reason, both the corruption of Conservative Christian Men and pizza are on my mind tonight. Just looking for encouragement for others regarding these strange, twisted thoughts... :D :D
 
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Hold the faith sister. Someday a conservative Christian man will show up with a pizza all for himself. Perhaps he'll even let you have some of the stuffed crust, but only if you are fully focused on his well being and health. (But maybe not. He'll for sure let you clean up after though.)


ETA: This post was written entirely in Ironic Font.
 
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Did someone say... Conservative Christian Pizza Man???

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Grace, you are turning my stomach.


(Or... something is)
 

melita916

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grace, that hurt my feelings

hehe just kidding :D
 

p_rehbein

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I don't worry too much about them. It's the corrupt liberal Christian men that concern me.
 

JesusLives

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I can neither confirm or deny that I have feelings concerning pizza
Do you have a favorite? I like Pizza Hut and Papa John's.....But then again I am not a Christian man either.....so I couldn't be corrupt....just Blond.....lol
 

seoulsearch

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Shannon, I totally dig your style!!! I was wanting to start a thread asking for people to make up completely ridiculous thread titles based on the ridiculous demands going on here the past few days.

Now, let's talk about what's REALLY worth discussing.

Such as... "Conservative Christian Men Who Are Corrupted by Patronizing Pagan Pizzas..."

I'm telling you. This kind of thing keeps me awake at night.
 

p_rehbein

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Do you have a favorite? I like Pizza Hut and Papa John's.....But then again I am not a Christian man either.....so I couldn't be corrupt....just Blond.....lol
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have a favorite manufacture of pizza
 

seoulsearch

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I'm thinking... p_rehbein can neither confirm nor deny that he even consumes pizza... :D
 

seoulsearch

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Now I'm also worried that I'll never find a Comparable Christian Guy who dresses his Pizza As Modestly as I do...

I mean, c'mon.

If a man doesn't prepare his pizza in as conservative as a manner as I do, it's a total deal-breaker.

After all, if too much crust is exposed... it's just all over.
 

Shannon50

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Shannon, I totally dig your style!!! I was wanting to start a thread asking for people to make up completely ridiculous thread titles based on the ridiculous demands going on here the past few days.

Now, let's talk about what's REALLY worth discussing.

Such as... "Conservative Christian Men Who Are Corrupted by Patronizing Pagan Pizzas..."

I'm telling you. This kind of thing keeps me awake at night.
--Tnks, Seoulsearch! I have to be careful though, because I am totally sticking my foot in my mouth today!
Some days I come on here, and I think, "What??" I wonder how as Christian people who obviously want to make connections with each other we come out so far apart from each other? What do you people think regarding the difference even between female and male posters (there is often a difference!)
 
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Shannon, I totally dig your style!!! I was wanting to start a thread asking for people to make up completely ridiculous thread titles based on the ridiculous demands going on here the past few days.

Now, let's talk about what's REALLY worth discussing.

Such as... "Conservative Christian Men Who Are Corrupted by Patronizing Pagan Pizzas..."

I'm telling you. This kind of thing keeps me awake at night.
No Not that. Please say it's not so. (I mean how can I eat if Pizza is Pagan) :(

(I really like pizza) :)
 
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