Is your idea of the perfect date watching a movie marathon in which Jet Li uses Chuck Norris' geriatric self to mop the floor, dust the furniture, and polish the windows???? Instead of numchucks (spelling?), would poor Chuck use double-pronged walkers???!!
IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A DATE FROM HEAVEN TOO, PM ME IMMEDIATELY!!
*ever-so-subtly poking fun at Sam*
*sweetest smile ever*