Don't Chase Christian Women Replace Them Instead

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Don't Chase Christian Women Replace Them Instead


[video=youtube;qGC43aAUKmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGC43aAUKmY[/video]


Chasing a woman is one of the most toxic things you can start doing with a women. Once you start chasing them, you're done, game over guys.

If you disagree, then let me ask you this: how many of you have chased after a woman -- I mean, really pursued her, with calling and texting and begging them to go on dates -- how many of those girls have you actually made a connection with or turned into girlfriends?

Probably not any of them, right? So why do guys keep doing this if it doesn't work?

Chasing women is just how people respond to things they want and can't have.

Guys the thing is, the harder you chase a woman, and the more invested you are in her, the more and more and more you end up wanting something, you can't have.

Most of the guys who start chasing women end up in the friend zone.They don't have many or any women in their lives. So, when they finally meet a woman they move slow, not wanting to mess things up with this woman they like.
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...so, what becomes the replacement? Apple Pie? Angle cake? :D

So, correct me here.
1. The chief complaint of Christian Singles is that it's becoming increasingly difficult to find another like-minded, biblically eligible Single to marry.

2. When a Christian Single DOES find such godly Single to befriend, they collectively become the set of "The Friend Zone."

3. The advice, therefore, is to REPLACE that godly person before/after/during the Friend Zone frozen stage. Did a miss a measurement; miscalculated the frequency or something? :)

 
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BananaPie said:
...so, what becomes the replacement? Apple Pie? Angle cake? :D
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d[/SUB][/SUP]/[SUB]dx[/SUB] sin ( BananaPie ) = ( BananaPie )[SUP]2[/SUP] = Yay!

BananaPie said:
So, correct me here.
1. The chief complaint of Christian Singles is that it's becoming increasingly difficult to find another like-minded, biblically eligible Single to marry.

2. When a Christian Single DOES find such godly Single to befriend, they collectively become the set of "The Friend Zone."

3. The advice, therefore, is to REPLACE that godly person before/after/during the Friend Zone frozen stage. Did a miss a measurement; miscalculated the frequency or something? :)
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Replace before the friend zone stage.
 
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Praus said:
Don't Chase Christian Women Replace Them Instead


[video=youtube;qGC43aAUKmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGC43aAUKmY[/video]
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I wonder where these odd ideas originate.
 
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arwen83

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"Hi, my name is Fred. It's great to meet you, you are the replacement to the girl that I couldn't get."
 
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arwen83

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It's good to be second best :D runners-up love. Miss Settlement for 3 years standing. I'm worthy of a half-assed attempt to get me.
 
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wisebeardman said:
i dont chase anyone, i dont do the friend zone stuff ether.
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One woman and I friendzoned each other seven years ago.

Then I was approaching death by alcohol not so long ago and she was the first in line to protect me from myself. I wouldn't be alive today otherwise.

Clearly our concept of friendzone is vastly different than how God sees it.
 
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Rachel20

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LOL at all the math floating around. From the above I can surmise this -

You have to be careful to not fly around in tangents while appearing to be normal:p


Good advice. Thanks BananaPie and Praus!
 
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Praus said:
[SUP][SUB]
d[/SUB][/SUP]/[SUB]dx[/SUB] sin ( BananaPie ) = ( BananaPie )[SUP]2[/SUP] = Yay!
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Perhaps if stuff gets defined, nobody gets frozen in the Friend Zone.
Let x = Praus

Then, d/dx [sin(Praus)] = cos(Praus) = Yay! :D
 
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BananaPie

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arwen83 said:
"Hi, my name is Fred. It's great to meet you, you are the replacement to the girl that I couldn't get."
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LOL!

Hi, my name is Sally. I'm glad you rescued me from Billy's Friend Zone... and Bobby's Friend Zone... and Charlie's TransAm... and Joey's apartment... and, you're cute! What's your name again?
 
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Praus said:
[SUP][SUB]
d[/SUB][/SUP]/[SUB]dx[/SUB] sin ( BananaPie ) = ( BananaPie )[SUP]2[/SUP] = Yay!



Replace before the friend zone stage.
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Actually your math is wrong.
 
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BananaPie

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Praus said:

Thank you sister! The fact that we get to be dots is because of Him...
Rev 22:13 I am Alpha (α) and Omega (ω), the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
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Indeed. The fact that a line is the set of points ordered one in front of the other, which has no end, for it is boundless, is as sweet as it gets. Everything outside of Christ is bound for entropy. :)
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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BananaPie said:
...so, what becomes the replacement? Apple Pie? Angle cake? :D

So, correct me here.
1. The chief complaint of Christian Singles is that it's becoming increasingly difficult to find another like-minded, biblically eligible Single to marry.

2. When a Christian Single DOES find such godly Single to befriend, they collectively become the set of "The Friend Zone."

3. The advice, therefore, is to REPLACE that godly person before/after/during the Friend Zone frozen stage. Did a miss a measurement; miscalculated the frequency or something? :)
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You are trying to make me fall in love with you aren't you? I pray you are not toying with my heart sister. LOL :p:)
 
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Rachel20 said:
Women do math better.


Replacement Algorithms - Might help.

Page replacement algorithm - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Men: believe that it's called OPT algorithm.
Women: know that it's really clairvoyant replacement algorithm

Thus and therefore:

The theoretically optimal man replacement algorithm

The theoretically optimal man replacement algorithm (also known as OPT, clairvoyant replacement algorithm, or Bélády's optimal man replacement policy) is an algorithm that works as follows: when a man needs to be brought in, the woman kicks out the man whose next use will occur farthest in the future. For example, a man that is not going to be used for the next 6 seconds will be kicked out over a man that is going to be used within the next 0.4 seconds.
 
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