Embarrassing Stories

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xXErraticEmilyXx

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We all have them- Stories that make us say, "why?" and we'll always remember.
I think it would be fun to start a thread on embarrassing stories where we could break ice with each other and get more comfortable with our friends.

I'll start!

Okay this happened when I was maybe 4 or 5 years old. I was at Walmart with my Grandpa and we were fixing to leave, so my Grandpa says "Let's go to the bathroom before we go home." So I think I'm a big girl and I tell my grandpa that I'll go by myself. So my grandpa waits for me while I'm in the bathroom. Who knows how much time passes by, but my grandpa says I was in there forever. He called me, "Emily, are you okay?" and I say "Yes, sir." Obviously this was a FAT LIE because if you're in the wash room for hours, something is not okay.
Anyway... sooner or later, I walk out of the bathroom with my pants down in the middle Walmart and I say "Grandpa, can you wipe my butt?"
Luckily, my grandpa loves me, so he didn't run away and wait for some nun to come pick me up. I have no memory of this, but now that I think back, I find it pretty funny. How could someone ever be so brave to not even care about all the other customers of Walmart, and why didn't anyone stop me?

So ends my story of "what was I thinking."

What was your most embarrassing moment? Comment below and rate!
 
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kayem77

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Hahaha that's hilarious! I loved your story.

I can't remember a story right now but I will come back later...
 
chip

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i think i would have to change my name and photo before i would tell mine!

LOL!
 
JimJimmers

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I have one set in a grocery store also, Emily.

When I was about 6, I decided to use the store intercom to ask "Joe" to come to the front, like I had seen the employees do. A scary man told me not to play with the mic, and I ran back to my mom.

I worried for several months afterward that Joe got fired for coming to the front of the store without being called. In case, you know, the store manager has the voice of a six-year-old boy. I wasn't very logical 20 years ago, I must say.

Alright Chip, time to step up! :D
 
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kayem77

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Now that you're all talking about grocery stores and supermarkets, I remembered a story.

I was about 8 or 9, and I went to the supermarket with my dad. We were walking around the aisles and I was following my dad as always. When we were coming out and walking to the parking lot, I got distracted looking at something and my dad disappeared. I just remembered the color of his shirt. Me, as a little kid, and my dad being tall, I barely reached his waist.
I finally saw him and hugged him......except that it wasn't my dad. I was hugging a man wearing the same shirt as my dad.When I looked up he was looking down on me with this expression on his face --->:eek:.

I made this face in return

and started looking for my dad, and I finally got to hug the right dad :)
 
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xXErraticEmilyXx

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kayem77 said:
Now that you're all talking about grocery stores and supermarkets, I remembered a story.

I was about 8 or 9, and I went to the supermarket with my dad. We were walking around the aisles and I was following my dad as always. When we were coming out and walking to the parking lot, I got distracted looking at something and my dad disappeared. I just remembered the color of his shirt. Me, as a little kid, and my dad being tall, I barely reached his waist.
I finally saw him and hugged him......except that it wasn't my dad. I was hugging a man wearing the same shirt as my dad.When I looked up he was looking down on me with this expression on his face --->:eek:.
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That's happened to be before lol. One time my mom told me to get something and I put it in someone else's basket by accident lol She looked like my mom though! :eek:
 
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Hellooo

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When I was in 10th or 11th grade, as my school bus pulled up to my stop to let a few of us students off the bus, we could all hear someone's car blasting music. "This one's for the girls". Not sure who sings the country song.

It was my DAD from his van, waiting at the stop to pick me up.


I could feel everyone else on the bus still watching me while I approached my Dad and got into his car.



I think my parents are absolutely hysterical now that I'm older, and I LOVE their quirkiness, but as a teen I was always self conscious about what other people thought about my parents and older relatives, because they're not originally from the U.S. Plus, it's just strange to see an older guy rocking out to that song.

I was so mortified at the time.
 
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Hellooo

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This embarrassed my mother way more than it affected me.

One time in church, as the pastor paused somewhere in his sermon, my brother (toddler at the time) chose that exact moment to pass gas quite loudly on my mother's lap. He started laughing at himself when he heard everyone around him gasp and saw them turning around to locate the sound.

My mom gave my sisters and I the death glare, daring us not to laugh, but it was just too funny.



My mom gave my sisters and I the death glare, but we still couldn't help laughing.
 
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Jullianna

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Karla, your post reminded me of an embarrassing mistaken identity story. :)

My late husband and I took our son to a community fall festival pretty much every year. When my son was 5, he wanted ice cream and my husband was talking with an old friend he hadn't seen in awhile, so my son and I went to get the ice cream, but I soon found that trying to juggle a dog, a 5 year old and 3 ice cream cones was pretty tough to do.

I managed to get back to the same place with everything intact, but, not having a free hand and playing around, I poked my husband in the butt with my foot, and he immediately turned around....except that the guy who was wearing pretty much the same clothes as my husband (tan jacket and jeans) and looked like him from behind...wasn't him..

We all had a good laugh about it though. The guy was a very good sport, thankfully :eek:
 
Oncefallen

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**has never had an embarrassing moment :cool:
 
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xXErraticEmilyXx

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ROFL Jules, that's priceless. And come on, Once! You have to have at least one story :p
 
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kayem77

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LOL Jullianna, I bet that was extremely embarrasing. At least I had the excuse of being a child :D
 
LightningClap0002

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Alright, I suppose I can share mine. It's really silly so don't laugh at me! :)

Shortly before I started 4th grade my family moved and I started in a new school. Well my mom decided that it would be good to take me and my sister to the school and walk around and meet our teachers. So we met both of my sisters' teachers, but it turned out that mine weren't there. So anyways, start school and on the first day I go to class, no problem, but then when I meet the teacher, I burst into tears out of fear because I didn't get to meet her before. Yeah, that quickly became embarrassing and I think it took a few years before my classmates let me forget it :O
 
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kayem77

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Well actually you reminded me of a different story Jullianna.

This was 3 years ago, and I was in a car with my friends. We were hanging out and planning to go get dinner somewhere, but we had to pick up a friend first. I called my friend and she said she was outside a restaurant, so we went there and I saw a group of girls talking. I got out of the car, completely sure that I had seen my friend, so I went and I slightly pulled her form the arm saying ''hey! get in the car, let's go! :) " and then she turned around and the girl, who was not my friend, just stared at me with a VERY unfriendly face. I said ''oops'' and I got back to the car. I wasn't very embarrased actually, I thought her face was priceless :).
 
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kayem77

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LightningClap0002 said:
Alright, I suppose I can share mine. It's really silly so don't laugh at me! :)

Shortly before I started 4th grade my family moved and I started in a new school. Well my mom decided that it would be good to take me and my sister to the school and walk around and meet our teachers. So we met both of my sisters' teachers, but it turned out that mine weren't there. So anyways, start school and on the first day I go to class, no problem, but then when I meet the teacher, I burst into tears out of fear because I didn't get to meet her before. Yeah, that quickly became embarrassing and I think it took a few years before my classmates let me forget it :O
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That reminds me of Forrest Gump when he didn't want to get in the bus because the driver was a stranger haha.
 
LightningClap0002

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kayem77 said:
That reminds me of Forrest Gump when he didn't want to get in the bus because the driver was a stranger haha.
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Haha, but thankfully other than this one embarrassing exception, I wasn't very Forest Gump like. Or maybe I am and I just don't realize it :p
 
Oncefallen

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^^My name is Lightning, LightningClap. Hmmmm, has a ring to it. :p
 
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Jullianna

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Aww..that's so sad, Lightning


At my son's kindergarten orientation he wrapped himself up in the long, full gauzy skirt I was wearing and refused to talk with anyone.
 
LightningClap0002

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Jullianna said:
Aww..that's so sad, Lightning


At my son's kindergarten orientation he wrapped himself up in the long, full gauzy skirt I was wearing and refused to talk with anyone.
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Haha, yeah the thing is I really wasn't shy. Like I was one of the "popular" kids at my previous school. It was the weirdest thing. And yeah, no problems in kindergarten here, I couldn't be normal and young when I did such things. :)
 
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