How to get the girl

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zaoman32

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Since so many guys have been seeking that perfect attitude and demeanor to get the girl and all that, I decided to simplify things. Yes Gentlemen, this is all you need to know...

[video=youtube;q4vJkilwkMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4vJkilwkMs[/video]
 
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Mammachickadee

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zaoman32 said:
Since so many guys have been seeking that perfect attitude and demeanor to get the girl and all that, I decided to simplify things. Yes Gentlemen, this is all you need to know...

[video=youtube;q4vJkilwkMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4vJkilwkMs[/video]
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For every type of guy there's a girl that can take the real him. The best, though, will help that man become a more faithful man of God.
 
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zaoman32

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And if you need to break up...

[video=youtube;TyfNZs2dPto]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyfNZs2dPto[/video]
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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Ha, those are great. I enjoy Rhett and Link. They have some really funny stuff out there.

Also, if someone broke up with me playing a song like that, I wouldn't know whether to feel sad or impressed.
 
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arwen83

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Funny, not accurate though....we don't want any Michael Bolton wannabes now :p

Michael Bolton was the dude with the sax right?
 
Liamson

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Boy that first song speaks to something that has irritated me for years.


I feel like Other guys can see it but, when women miss it, it drives us crazy. We're like NOOOOO this guy is fake! Run away!
 
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zaoman32

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Liamson said:
Boy that first song speaks to something that has irritated me for years.


I feel like Other guys can see it but, when women miss it, it drives us crazy. We're like NOOOOO this guy is fake! Run away!
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arwen83 said:
Funny, not accurate though....we don't want any Michael Bolton wannabes now :p

Michael Bolton was the dude with the sax right?
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Kenny G, but its ok, no one's judging
 
Ritter

Ritter

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Liamson said:
Boy that first song speaks to something that has irritated me for years.


I feel like Other guys can see it but, when women miss it, it drives us crazy. We're like NOOOOO this guy is fake! Run away!
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So true. I've seen women sharked by idiot men so much in the workplace.
 
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Shouryu

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zaoman32 said:
Kenny G, but its ok, no one's judging
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Are you kidding? I'm actually ECSTATIC she got it wrong! I'm not joking, I'm a sax player. I even wrote haikus about it in college.

Pretty girl tells me
'You sound just like Kenny G'
My soul dies a bit

Yes, we take requests
If you ask for Kenny G
I will key your car

People say that I
Am jealous of his money
No, I just have class

Charlie Parker dies
Again, each time, when someone
Listens to Kenny G
 
CatHerder

CatHerder

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zaoman32 said:
Since so many guys have been seeking that perfect attitude and demeanor to get the girl and all that, I decided to simplify things. Yes Gentlemen, this is all you need to know...

[video=youtube;q4vJkilwkMs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4vJkilwkMs[/video]
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finally! Some useful info! Thank you! :)
 
AzureAfire

AzureAfire

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I'm laughing too hard now to make any decent posts!!! XD

Those vids are just killing me!!! XD
 
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Missachu

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Zaoman, just be respectful and patient. That's all you really need.
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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I wish I had that break up song for the last guy I dated... it would have saved me a lot of time and effort!
 
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GreenNnice

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Why not ask God how to get the girl and, then----- just go for it ! The Lord leads. When has He EVER led you wrong, He hasn't, I can answer that, and, He will NEVER EVER NEVER leave you nor forsake you, miladies and gentlemens :)
 
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