If CC was a dating site...
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If CC was a dating site....
I would change my username from "Descyple" to "Dazzler"
I would freely give out my cell phone number, which is 1-800-EXMALEMODEL (the "ex" standing for "extremely delusional", but I'd keep that a secret!).
I would use my Canadian nationality to my CC-dating advantage the following ways:
I would change my profile pic to a selfie that has me wearing a t-shirt which says "Canadians Do It (Make Bacon) Better"
And I would begin every conversation I have with women by saying the following phrase "I have my own igloo!!!"
I would change my username from "Descyple" to "Dazzler"
I would freely give out my cell phone number, which is 1-800-EXMALEMODEL (the "ex" standing for "extremely delusional", but I'd keep that a secret!).
I would use my Canadian nationality to my CC-dating advantage the following ways:
I would change my profile pic to a selfie that has me wearing a t-shirt which says "Canadians Do It (Make Bacon) Better"
And I would begin every conversation I have with women by saying the following phrase "I have my own igloo!!!"
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*If I were setting up your profiles...
AbigailZeke: "Be nice. I can hack your computer. ^-^"
seoulsearch: "I enjoy spontaneous opinion polls, psychological analysis, and will ask sudden, deep questions... and I LOOOOOOVE romance movies."
BruceWayne: "All potential girlfriends subject to approval by Broccoli Dog."
wisebeardman: "im like eeyore, if eeyore was a KGB truck driver"
Roh_Chris: "Oncefallen is a great guy."
Lynx:
*The views and opinions expressed here are those of crosstweed, and do not necessarily represent those of these persons.
AbigailZeke: "Be nice. I can hack your computer. ^-^"
seoulsearch: "I enjoy spontaneous opinion polls, psychological analysis, and will ask sudden, deep questions... and I LOOOOOOVE romance movies."
BruceWayne: "All potential girlfriends subject to approval by Broccoli Dog."
wisebeardman: "im like eeyore, if eeyore was a KGB truck driver"
Roh_Chris: "Oncefallen is a great guy."
Lynx:
*The views and opinions expressed here are those of crosstweed, and do not necessarily represent those of these persons.
