If you were a product...

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rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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If you were a product, what would your description be? This is a fun type of "dating advertisement", like the haikus/poems we had a while back. It can be as serious or funny as you want. :D

Rachel
Contains: Deep conversations, random facts, laughter/sense of humor, smiles, compassion, gentleness, the Holy Spirit, emotionalness, questions/curiosity
May contain: Insecurity, trust issues, enjoying video games (playing or watching)
Percentage Value:
Importance of Relationship with Christ - 100%
Sweetness - 95%
Intelligence - 85%
Naiveness - 35%
Risk Taker - 20%
Accident Prone - 75% (*see value on Risk Taker)
Shyness - 70%
Easily amused - 98%
Introvert - 98%
Disclaimer: Attempting to release giggles through tickling may result in injury. Emotions may result in cry sessions; do not panic. Simply leave Rachel alone to music, or give a good listen and possibly some chocolate.
 
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zaoman32

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Zaoman, Contains: Everything you could ever want and more, with an added dash of creep and stalker tendencies.

"Hello Ladies" ;)
 
JimJimmers

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Jim Jimmers: Some settling of contents may have occurred during shipping.
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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I think I need to add "Disclaimer: Talks too much on the internet" after reading the one liners the guys have come up with. :eek:
 
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arwen83

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This is hilarious! Great thread idea Rachel!!!!

Arwen:
Contains: Genuineness, Deep Conversations, High Level of Wittiness and Style, Values, Intelligence, Analytical Tendencies
May contain: Trust Issues, Arrogance, Traces of Elitist Attitude and Cynicism
Percentage Value:
Importance of Relationship with Christ - 100%
Procrastination- 70%
Importance of Companionship- 90%
Pickiness- 75%
Naiveness - 10%
Ability to Hold an Intelligent Conversation- 90%
Ability to Keep a Budget- 45%
Easily amused - 100%
Extroverted- 50%
Introverted- 50%
Disclaimer: Must have some appreciation for Sushi and Tolkien. If you are allergic to cynicism, please refrain from pursuing, or carry an epi-pen filled with Hope© with you to inject directly into Arwen to remedy attitude. Arwen has an inclination to analyze people, be prepared to become more self-aware. DO NOT PURSUE if you spend long periods of time in your parents basement playing online video games such as W.O.W, Arwen is allergic and will cause a relationship to malfunction.
 
Nautilus

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Arwen:
Contains: Sarcasm, Bluntness, Intelligence, Unknown amounts of strength, a cute puppy
May contain: Pessimism, anger, joy, a heart underneath it all
Percentage Value:
Importance of Relationship with Christ - 100%
Procrastination- Results not available yet
Importance of Companionship- 90%
Pickiness- 80%
Naiveness - 0%
Ability to Hold an Intelligent Conversation- 95%
Ability to Keep a Budget- 30%
Easily amused - 50%
Extroverted- 60%
Introverted- 40%
Disclaimer: Is prone to bouts of loud energetic music and pulling all nighters for no reason. Also contents are well packed in a hard to open box, but fragile inside.
 
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arwen83

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Nautilus said:
Arwen:
Contains: Sarcasm, Bluntness, Intelligence, Unknown amounts of strength, a cute puppy
May contain: Pessimism, anger, joy, a heart underneath it all
Percentage Value:
Importance of Relationship with Christ - 100%
Procrastination- Results not available yet
Importance of Companionship- 90%
Pickiness- 80%
Naiveness - 0%
Ability to Hold an Intelligent Conversation- 95%
Ability to Keep a Budget- 30%
Easily amused - 50%
Extroverted- 60%
Introverted- 40%
Disclaimer: Is prone to bouts of loud energetic music and pulling all nighters for no reason. Also contents are well packed in a hard to open box, but fragile inside.
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I do not contain these items!

haha j/k, I figured you forgot to change the name! :D
 
Liamson

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I'm still trying to wrap my mind around being a product.

 
Liamson

Liamson

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I could see that.

He has a good sense of humor.
 
DuchessAimee

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Aimee (aka Aims)

Contains: Sarcasm, witty one liners, sugar, spice, everything nice, good conversations, tendency for texting, genuineness, bluntness, honest, medical knowledge, and logic
MayContain: Insecurity about beauty, intelligence, and worthiness, irritation with stupid people, and need for words of affirmation

Percentage Value:
Importance with Relationship with Christ: 100%
Cuteness: 90%
Sweetness: 92%
Likelihood of Random Singing: 83%
Intelligence: 85% to 98%
Risk Taker: After evaluation of issue, 60%
Easily Amused: 71%
Introvert: 50%
Extrovert: 50%

Disclaimer: An Aimee is sort of a shy person unless/until she decides she's comfy. She can be opinionated, talkative, and a little hyper depending on the people around her. If you're allowed to touch her feet, you're special. Although it can appear she's got a tough exterior, she's insecure about a few things in life, and therefore sensitive. She must be reminded from time to time she's loved, wanted, smart, and worth it.
 
Liamson

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Liamson:

he're bee Dragons...


I want to play but, I can't so... its just a mystery I guess.
 
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arwen83

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Liamson said:
Liamson:

he're bee Dragons...


I want to play but, I can't so... its just a mystery I guess.
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Is this a map of a journey that one must take to get into your heart? :p
 
Descyple

Descyple

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If I were a product, I'd be recalled due to being tainted with mad-at-cows disease (I really hate cows!!!).
 
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Chrissy77

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Descyple said:
If I were a product, I'd be recalled due to being tainted with mad-at-cows disease (I really hate cows!!!).
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You'd be recalled because you are mad, plain and simple. Loco.. Crazy in the head.(do you need more help understanding what I meant?)
 
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Chrissy77

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Arwen....I love your picture!!!
 
Liamson

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arwen83 said:
Is this a map of a journey that one must take to get into your heart? :p
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I honestly couldn't think of anything clever or accurate to put in my Nutrition Facts.
 
Descyple

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Chrissy77 said:
You'd be recalled because you are mad, plain and simple. Loco.. Crazy in the head.(do you need more help understanding what I meant?)
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Security, please remove this out-of-control woman from the thread before she drives me more crazy!!!

On a related note, Chrissy's product description would say: "Do not mix with water, or other human beings, to prevent thread dilution!!!
 
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