If your life was published, what would be the name of the book?

[Theygaveutheirworst]

Imagine staring a hardcover copy of an autobiography of your life on a shelf. What would the title of the book be? No need to share the details of what's inside the book- definitely no need to get all uncomfortable with weird stories in this thread.lol

Here's mine:
What if.... the unclassified adventures of a underachiever( w/ a picture of me as a kid running around with scissors below the title).

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

"Laffin My Buns Off : A retrospective of the life & times of iTOREtheSKY Volume 1"
*cover of book would be this*

 

[willfollowsGod]

The Story of William Powell: From Porn to Undeserved Grace

 

[Powemm]

The story of an oak
once a little nut that stood it's ground

 

[richie_2uk]

Facebook, or twitter, oh tut that's already taken hehe.

 

[kayem77]

Come With Your Own Conclusions: Because she hasn't come up with one

 

[shawntc]

Hard to say. My life has been an awesome experience that can't be summed up in a few words. I have this pipe dream where my tombstone says "He did what he could," so maybe that might be the title? "He Did What He Could"

 

[Miri]

BORN THRICE (not to be mistaken for born free!)

Born .... date
Born again.... date
Born into eternity.... date

 

[dliz]

Uhmm... The life of Liz.

 

[Jullianna]

My book cover..................

 

[Tintin]

From Worrier to Warrior: A Christian Tale

 

[livinglifejesusway]

"Miracles Happen" - The unbelievable yet true story of the miracles in the life of a 26 yr old girl which will refresh, renew and release your Faith in Christ.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

^^^ Now that's a mouthful.

 

[Theygaveutheirworst]

"Laffin My Buns Off : A retrospective of the life & times of iTOREtheSKY Volume 1"
*cover of book would be this*
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I would buy that book just for a conversation piece for the living room.lol
So how many pages are we talking about?

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

LOL..well Vol 1 is gonna be dealing with ages fetus thru 25...about 1000 pages. Vol 2 should deal with ages 26 - present day. That one well,we're looking at close to 2500 pages in that bad boy. lol I may do a Volumes 1 & 2 collected version & make it like a coffee table book.

 

[Chrissy77]

LOL..well Vol 1 is gonna be dealing with ages fetus thru 25...about 1000 pages. Vol 2 should deal with ages 26 - present day. That one well,we're looking at close to 2500 pages in that bad boy. lol I may do a Volumes 1 & 2 collected version & make it like a coffee table book.

Geez that will be some deep heavy reading!! Not!!
Well, at least I could use the pages for toilet paper.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Geez that will be some deep heavy reading!! Not!!
Well, at least I could use the pages for toilet paper.

Wow dude! Harsh. I think I need to start going to some secular chat site...much friendlier peeps there. lolz

 

[Chrissy77]

Wow dude! Harsh. I think I need to start going to some secular chat site...much friendlier peeps there. lolz

Dude? Dude? Seriously, Dude???????????????????????????????????????

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Dude? Dude? Seriously, Dude???????????????????????????????????????

Babygirl? Love Muffin? Peanut? Chrissy77? lol I call lots of peeps dude...is that a bad thing?

 

[Chrissy77]

Babygirl? Love Muffin? Peanut? Chrissy77? lol I call lots of peeps dude...is that a bad thing?

No!!

I hear people call others dude and eventually I start doing it.